Things you never thought you would hear yourself say...

Man, I can't wait for school to start...

Amen to that brother! School starts tomorrow!

It's 8:20 and I am going to bed...

I start weapons' classes in Karate tonight!!! Asaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Wake up so you can go to bed.

I actually ate more Halloween candy than my kids.

I quit! (hoping for a new job - haven't heard anything yet almost 1 week later...))

I was maybe, once, possibly, perhaps a cowboy king

An open letter shouted to the occupant under the bridge:

You are the main reason alot of people can not and will not be bothered to come around when you call. You act as this is your personal playground, and we are all here because you allow it. I'm just not certain why you can't take the hint, so let me spell it out for you:

You are completely intolerant of anyone who has a differing opinion from your own, be it right or wrong. You are completely incapable of admiting other people can do something differently and get good results without your input or assistance. Trust me, there are alot of people who could do whatever it is you do for the organization if we didnt have to work full time jobs. Your value is you have time on your hands. Sadly that time is used in ways that alienates and drives other people away who would like to help, but have been pushed away by your petty dealings.

In short, the world does not revolve around you, and this would be a better place if you were more open to other people's point of view or just learned to play nice with others. I'm not looking for a fight, I'm just asking you to take a long hard honest look at yourself and move on. It's not because I don't like you as a person, that shouldn't matter one way or the other. I just dislike the things you do.

If anyone owes an apology to everyone here... It's you.

Oh wait, I would say that and just did!

"Opiniones sunt foramina intestinorum ... omnibus unum."?Harry Callahan

We should have a Star Wars Holiday Special movie night...

Come at me, bro!

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Nice!

That is a candy cane, not a weapon!

Nah, I really don't want to go with you to Toys R Us...

While playing Black ops with my friend shooting at somebody trying to kamakaze us with a grenade
Friend: Whoa looks like sombody's mad, take deep breaths, there you go
Me:How about deep bullets through the eye, through the cerebral cortex
Friend: Thats not very nice
Me:Shut up, it is the perfect amount of nice

Here's another while I was driving a Jeep in Battlefield, 3 enemies were all lied up
Me: yes line up you fools welcome to your death.(Jeep hits a mine and blows up)

Thought I would revive one my personal favorite threads.....


"Yes, you have to use soap when you take a shower"

Dance monkeys, dance!

"Go Bills!!"... oh... wait.....

no force lightning at the table!

I sure hope we get enough snow this winter.

I wish I had less to do