JCC things you thought but didnt say out loud

"y'all could be in a viagra commercial" (about an autumn and spring association)

 

i couldnt find the old thread. feel free to merge this if someone else can

 

All of them.

I believe this was my reply to the other thread.

 

Rogue_Ten is starting a pointless thr--oh, bugger.

 

are you british or just a neckbeard? (yeah, i said it)

 

Neither. I can't grow a neckbeard, I don't have the patience to put up with the itch until my beard grows out (not for want of trying).

 

if you're not british and you say "bugger" while not in the process of mocking either the british or neckbeards, you are, in fact, a neckbeard, whether you sport hair on your neck or not

 

"you are really dumb". i thought this a bunch of times.

 

the bushiest neckbeards of all are neckbeards of the soul, my friend

hold up better version: "the bushiest neckbeards are the ones we wear on our hearts"

 

Indeed. Indeed.

 

How can Rachel stand that douche?

 

which rachel?

 

The female one.

 

im pretty sure there arent any males named rachel

 

Andrew's named Rachel, sometimes... I think.

 

then i guess just refer to her as rachel???

 

I just did!

So anyway... that's what I thought but didn't say aloud.

 

got it. also got a new wallpaper for my laptop

 

I think we should confront this issue and talk it out right now so we don't both carry it around and later become passive aggressive *******s to each other.

 

you can throw that idea right in the trash

 

I always do.

 

How cisheteronormative of you

 

naw dawg, but way to use half-understood anti-kyriarchical concepts in petty message-board sniping. im sure you're very proud of yourself

 

"what in the hell"

typing it isn't the same as saying it out loud, right?

 

what a bunch of spoiled little self-aggrandizing ****'s