JCC things you thought today but kept to yourself

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Mar 17, 2013.

  1. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    "geez, your boyfriend sure takes a lot of pictures of you sleeping"
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  2. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Everything.
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  3. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Should I wipe one more time?
  4. RC-1991 Jedi Master

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    "This paper that I'm peer-reviewing has no purpose."
  5. Saintheart Jedi Grand Master

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    I think this thread is utterly pointless and needs no responsohBUGGER.
  6. Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod

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    No I'm not ******* hungover, I'm sick.
  7. yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master

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    Well, I was at the proctologist this morning having a giant bleeding hemorrhoid looked at and treated, when the thought "So that's what Edward Norton's character in American History X felt like" popped into my head.

    The Assman was not gentle.
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  8. Bale Jedi Master

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    No, your fat makes you look fat.
  9. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    TMI
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  10. yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master

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    Which is why I kept it to myself.
  11. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    Why does your phone make a whistling noise whenever someone texts you? And why do you watch Gossip Girl for 4 hours?
  12. DantheJedi Jedi Master

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    [IMG]

    Woman on far left: "I ain't no holla back girl!"

    (I own this tin, and it was a humorous observation I've made)
  13. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master

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  14. Rogue_Ten Chosen One

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    it doesnt count as keeping it to yourself if its an observation you made by yourself and you havent encountered any other human beings all day
  15. EHT New Films Manager

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    But not here. :p
  16. Bale Jedi Master

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    It's a vag**a, not a clown car.
  17. tom Streak for Colors November Winner

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    we can say vagina. i think.
  18. Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master

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    yeah. Vagina, vagoo, vagĂ­ne, and cheap slit are all acceptable. ****, ****, ***** and *** are still not allowed.
  19. Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master

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    Va-Jay-Jay has always been my favorite.
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  20. A'den Skirata Jedi Knight

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    This thread has jumped the karkarodon so long ago.
  21. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master

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    I wonder if Gary Oldman still has a forest downstairs like he did in The Scarlet Letter...

    Edit: AND even though he is like 60, I would still do him in a heartbeat.
    Last edited by TahiriVeilaSolo69, Mar 18, 2013
  22. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

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    Today I thought.. that we should star out the v-word anyways, just because I hate it
  23. TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master

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    ...are you serious right now.
  24. Zapdos Jedi Grand Master

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    Yes

    It sounds like a monster. Aarrghhh the vagina is going to get you!
    Last edited by Zapdos, Mar 18, 2013
  25. Bale Jedi Master

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    That's why babies cry when they're born.