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JCC things you thought today but kept to yourself

Discussion in 'Community' started by Rogue_Ten, Mar 17, 2013.

  1. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    "geez, your boyfriend sure takes a lot of pictures of you sleeping"
     
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  2. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    Aug 16, 2002
    Everything.
     
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  3. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Should I wipe one more time?
     
  4. RC-1991

    RC-1991 Jedi Master star 4

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    "This paper that I'm peer-reviewing has no purpose."
     
  5. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Dec 16, 2000
    I think this thread is utterly pointless and needs no responsohBUGGER.
     
  6. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Jul 7, 2000
    No I'm not ******* hungover, I'm sick.
     
  7. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well, I was at the proctologist this morning having a giant bleeding hemorrhoid looked at and treated, when the thought "So that's what Edward Norton's character in American History X felt like" popped into my head.

    The Assman was not gentle.
     
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  8. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    No, your fat makes you look fat.
     
  9. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    May 25, 2001
    TMI
     
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  10. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    Which is why I kept it to myself.
     
  11. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Why does your phone make a whistling noise whenever someone texts you? And why do you watch Gossip Girl for 4 hours?
     
  12. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    [​IMG]

    Woman on far left: "I ain't no holla back girl!"

    (I own this tin, and it was a humorous observation I've made)
     
  13. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    it doesnt count as keeping it to yourself if its an observation you made by yourself and you havent encountered any other human beings all day
     
  15. EHT

    EHT Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    But not here. :p
     
  16. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    May 9, 2005
    It's a vag**a, not a clown car.
     
  17. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    we can say vagina. i think.
     
  18. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    yeah. Vagina, vagoo, vagĂ­ne, and cheap slit are all acceptable. ****, ****, ***** and *** are still not allowed.
     
  19. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Jedi Master star 4

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    Va-Jay-Jay has always been my favorite.
     
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  20. A'den Skirata

    A'den Skirata Jedi Knight star 2

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    This thread has jumped the karkarodon so long ago.
     
  21. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I wonder if Gary Oldman still has a forest downstairs like he did in The Scarlet Letter...

    Edit: AND even though he is like 60, I would still do him in a heartbeat.
     
  22. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Today I thought.. that we should star out the v-word anyways, just because I hate it
     
  23. TahiriVeilaSolo69

    TahiriVeilaSolo69 Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    ...are you serious right now.
     
  24. Zapdos

    Zapdos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Yes

    It sounds like a monster. Aarrghhh the vagina is going to get you!
     
  25. Bale

    Bale Jedi Master star 4

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    That's why babies cry when they're born.