Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

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  1. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Grand Admiral Thrawn: College nickname was "Mittens"

    Emperor Palpatine: Chronic Bedwetter

    Chewbacca: Grows toupees as a side hobby

    Luke Skywalker: Still misses his dog, "Scarfy"
  2. Jace_Halycron Jedi Master

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    Baron Soontir Fel: Pantsed by Academy friend Han Solo...
  3. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Lando Calrissian: Snubbed by six-breasted dancer when he made a pass at her.
  4. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Boba Fett: Having a bad hair decade.

    Stormtrooper TK 421: Collects tropical fishes.

    "You rebel Scum" guy: Caught his parent's in flagrante delicto.
  5. TalonCard •Author: Slave Pits of Lorrd •TFN EU Staff

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    Kyle Katarn: has a bad case of hair loss. He went into hiding after the Vong destroyed the Rogain factories on Roganda Prime. :D

    TC
  6. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Mara Jade: Not really a redhead. Only Luke has proof, however.
  7. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Did anyone else look suspiciously at DL's sig after that post and wonder? [face_mischief]

    Just joking DL, please don't ban me :(

    ;)

    Greedo: Donates bounties to United Way.

    Jabba the Hutt: Once was famed for loosing weight after eating only low calorie Subway sandwiches.

  8. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Jabba the Hutt: Almost choked to death on a Gammorean and cheese sandwich.
  9. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Darth Vader: Accessorizes with a cape to cleverly hide colostomy bag.
  10. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Imperial Probe Droid: Once sent to a pshrink for suicidal tendencies.

    R2-D2: Beneath the Dome

    Gonk Droid: Needed prompting.
  11. NarundiJedi Jedi Grand Master

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    Kyp Durron: Keeps a running tally of his Dozen members that have gone down on his bedroom wall. Hmmmm, lets see, what's that now? Number 66?

    Jaina Solo: Sometimes "borrows" her mother's gold bikini when she goes out to pool parties. ;)

    Jae Angel
  12. Rogue_Starbuck Jedi Master

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    Mara Jade - not really a chick... [Austin] "It's a man, man" [/Austin] [face_mischief]

    R.



  13. AdmiralZaarin Jedi Grand Master

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    Maarek Stele = Nicknamed 'Metalhead'
  14. Genghis12 Manager Emeritus

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    DL...
    "Only Luke has proof, however."

    As well as the entire Imperial military, including Grand Moff Tarkin. But that's something Mara would rather you not know. She was young and needed the money.
  15. Gandalf the Grey Jedi Grand Master

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    Tsavong Lah: Owns a furbie.

    Yoda: Wears Depends (?When 800 years old you reach, control of your bladder you will not have!?)

    Emperor Palpatine: Is quite fond of the color pink.

    Shira Brie: Suffering from amnesia. Is now calling herself Mara Jade, and has married Luke Skywalker.

    Lando Calrissian: Wears woman?s underwear.

    Darth Maul: Loves Karaoke.
  16. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Chewbacca: 24 illegitimate children by 7 different mothers... all from the same Ewok tribe on Endor.
  17. chissdude10 Jedi Youngling

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    LOL!!!!!

    Pellaeon-really over 30o years old and 700 plastic surgeries.
  18. Amidala Starkiller Force Ghost

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    Prince Xizor has posters of kittens in his office
  19. mena_lyn Jedi Knight

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    Luke: REALLY went to Tosche station to pick up Wookiee prostitutes.

    Nom Anor: Still lives with his Mom




  20. DVader316 Jedi Grand Master

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    Han's secret passion is watching old holodramas on the 'net.

    Mace Windu is very bitter over his twin brother's successful film career.
  21. Rogue_Starbuck Jedi Master

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    Uncle Owen wasn't really Luke's "Uncle". [face_plain]

    R.
  22. Veng_Commando Jedi Master

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    actually, in EPISODE two, he is the uncle, thax not a spoiler cause its on starwars dot com. Anyways...

    Thrawn: Secretly related to the leader of the Blue Man group.
    Thrawn: got kicked out by same relation
    Bib fortuna: uses dentures[fake teeth]
    Kyle Katarn: Has a secret lab where he produces facial-hair rogain for all species... horibble teating sequences, reason why not in NJO
  23. Darth_Darev Jedi Master

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    Princess Leia: Really is a commitee
  24. Darth Ludicrous Manager Emeritus

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    Anakin Solo: Still sleeps with a stuffed Bantha.
  25. Veng_Commando Jedi Master

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    lmao, I do't sleep with a stuffed doll either... really, honest!

    Obi-Wan: Doesn't know what a duck is Either
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