Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

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  1. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 27, 2002
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    Jaina-thinks she is actually controling Kyp
    Kyp-thinks he is actually controling Jaina
    Valin Horn-really is a brat and knows it
    Luke-wishes he'd stayed on tatooine
  2. Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 27, 2001
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    you should change it from Valin to that little **** Tarc.
  3. Fire_Ice_Death Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 15, 2001
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    Emperor Palptine really referred to Darth Vader as the 'slow' one when all of his friends were around. :p
  4. Lucid_Lady Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 28, 2002
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    Jaina-stole her mother's gold bakini hoping it would help her pick up guys
    Tenel Ka-considers Billy Blanks her personal hero
    Wes Janson-despite popular belief, he is still a virgin
    Daala-had an affair with Qwi Xux behind Tarkin's back
    Han-watches holo-dramas while Leia is at work all day
    Jacen-found Chewie's secret holo of Leia kissing Luke and has wondered why he can't get that lucky ever sence
  5. starwars6554 Jedi Master

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    Jul 9, 2002
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    Wicket: Went to a bar with Jar Jar, got drunk, one thing led to another and well...

    Zekk: Actually the illegetimate(sp?) son of Wicket and Jar Jar.

    C-3PO: Fell in love with Uncle Owen the first time he met him.

    Yoda: A drunk mini-me who is painted green.
    Yoda: Last time he showered was over 400 years ago. ;)

    Boba Fett: Actually a huge *NSYNC fan.

    That's all I can think of...
  6. the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 26, 2002
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    Jaina : Has a room devoted to Kyp

    Kyp : Hates Luke because he steals all his girls. First Callista, then Mara...

    Luke : Is aiming to steal Jaina

    Jag : Lost his hmm-hmm's while playing with his blaster

    Jacen : Was actually the one who killed Anakin in order to get Tahiri

    Tahiri : Aided Jacen

    Anakin : Didn't die, as he had a clone set aside. Is now plotting Jacen's death

    Mara: Is in love with Corran Horn

    Corran & Wedge : There is a reason why they get along so well...
  7. Kyps-dozen Jedi Youngling

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    Kyp- is plotting to kill Jag and preparing to give Jaina a shoulder to cry on

    Vergere- used to be a T'wilek until Kyle Katarn's bottle of Rogain spilled all over the place

    Kyp- is actually Professor Snape and is waiting for the right moment to Force-strangle that little Harry Potter kid

    Callista- Dyke [sp?]

    Jar Jar- aka Bill Clinton

    Jabba- baught a copy of Leia's Bikini and that cup size was 985 ZZZZZ

    Leia- wore that white dress from EP4 after Labor Day

    Darth Vader- doubles as Santa Clause during Christmas

    Prince Isolder- really didn't want Tenal ka to take the throne. He was actually conpiring with Ta'a Chume to get to Jaina

    Zuckuss- is really the resurected Yoda

    The Terriks- are really hill billies

    Gavin Darklighter- became a Colonel off his dead cousin's good name

    Droma- only stayed long enough to eat all the fleas in Chewbacca's co-pilot's chair

    General Crix Madine- Wasn't wearing a toupee

    Luke and Leia- are really the love children of General Jan Dodonna and Mon Mothma
  8. Lucid_Lady Jedi Padawan

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    Boba Fett- has playboy hidden under his mattress
    Max Reebo Band- are all die hard country fans
    Han- has never missed an episode of Days of Our Lives
    Chewie- had an affair with an ewok while on Endor
  9. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Corran & Wedge : There is a reason why they get along so well...

    NO. No Corran or Hobbie or Janson or Wedge couples.
  10. RockDragon Jedi Master

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    May 2, 2002
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    The Skywalker Family.

    The sex and lies behind the Skywalker name.

    Shmi: Was really a test tube baby

    Ani: Was the son of Shmi and Watto

    Luke: Is the son of Padme' and Obi

    Leia: Is the daughter of Ani and Padme'

    Jacen&Jaina: Twins from Leia and Luke

    Anakin: Son of Chewie and Leia

    Ben: Son of Anakin and Mara

    And what does all of this tell us??

    Jacen, Jaina, and Ben are the only Skywalker virgins. :p
  11. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master

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    When I thought Wedge/Corran was bad...

    Jacen&Jaina: Twins from Leia and Luke

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! No incest! Just slash if necessary!
  12. the_jedi_princess Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 26, 2002
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    Picky picky. We're only having fun here. Most of us don't mean it. I mean, Kyp and Mara?!? And as for my Corran and Wedge... Well, I can't see it. It's the fun in it all.
  13. Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight

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    Sep 26, 2002
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    Lemme try!:

    Leia: Still has gold bikini for 'special occassions' [face_mischief]
    Jaina: Hates Jag, hates Kyp, loves Tenel Ka
    Jacen: Wants Tahiri (and is trying to find a planet where it's legal)
    Tahiri: Wants restraining order for Jacen
    Mara: Dyes (as if THAT was a secret) :p
    Chewie: Is not dead, just wanted to get the $#@& away from Han
    Han: Still has a woman in every spaceport
  14. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master

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    Picky picky. We're only having fun here...]

    I know. I was just messing w/ you.

    Jaina: Hates Jag, hates Kyp, loves Tenel Ka

    hehehehe... :D [face_mischief]
  15. Devi Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 22, 2002
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    This thread is so hilarious!!! :D

    Lemme try to add a few:

    Wedge: Is actually afraid of flying, but compensating well.

    Ysanne Isard: 1) Would don an auburn wig, then order Kirtan to pretend he's Tarkin while they...

    2) shrieks when she sees a mouse droid

    3) Weight Watchers membership

    Armand Isard: 1) would order female Imp Intel member to report in his office dressed only in underwear

    2) would wear women's underwear himself

    3) paid 9000 credits for Ysanne's nose job, then had all holos with her original nose on them searched out and destroyed

    4) started fist fight with Thrawn when he found out about Thrawn's affair with his wife (what do you think why Ysanne has one *red* eye ;):D ). Lost said fight.

    Corran Horn: 1) Mirax calls him "Corrie-poo"

    2) is sometimes actually wrong

    Mirax: Doesn't love Corran, just used him to get close to Whistler.

    Emperor: watches holosoaps

    Darth Vader: 1) his underwear is black leather, too

    2) wears cloak to hide fat behind








  16. darth_avery Jedi Youngling

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    May 22, 2002
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    Emperor- invented the animal cracker

    Darth Vader- wears black with confidence now that his dandruff problems are solved

    Ben Kenobi- Wears dentures and eats baby food

    Luke Skywalker- stole Ben's dentures when he was 8 and never fessed up

    Princess Leia- inherited her father's dry scalp problems and seeing how she's always wearing white we can assume she never got it fixed

    Han Solo- is infested with lice from hanging around Chewie

    Jaina, Jacen and Anakin Solo- are screwed as far as hair hygene goes
  17. Dantana Skywalker Manager Emeritus

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    Apr 7, 2002
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    Kyp: Sleeps with a stuffed Ewok doll named Jaina.

    Dana
  18. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    Corran Horn: is sometimes actually wrong

    [face_laugh]

    I wish I could come up w/some.
  19. padme-96 Jedi Padawan

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    Feb 12, 2002
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    these threds are so funny.
    i only just found this again after losing it for months
  20. Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight

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    Sep 26, 2002
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    Up. Let's hear some more, people!
  21. Lucid_Lady Jedi Padawan

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    Sep 28, 2002
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    Darth Maul- turned to the darkside to get all the crazy, schitzophrenic women off his back
    Palpatine- uses Avon hoping to end his wrinkle problems
  22. Souri Jedi Youngling

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    Jul 4, 2002
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    In ESB, when Boba Fett told Darth Vader "As you wish." what he really ment was "I love you"
  23. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 27, 2002
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    The entire New Republic and Imperial Reminant: Never really read the peace treaty. The entire New Republic and Empire will be handed over to R4-G2, Pellaeon's, droid, 15 years after the treaty was signed.
  24. Guinastasia Jedi Master

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    Jun 9, 2002
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    Ton Phanan-not really allergic to bacta, just obsessed with Terminator 2: Judgement Day.

    Wes Janson-collects Shirley Temple memorabilia and likes to curl up and watch Breakfast at Tiffanys with a huge box of tissues because he always cries when Holly goes back for Cat.

    Ysanne Isard-huge fan of "ER", and has secretly been stalking Noah Wyle for two years now, sending him mushy, obsessive fan letters and her laciest unmentionables.

    Grand Admiral Thrawn-favorite painting? "Dogs Playing Poker."

    Artoo Detoo-has the vocabulary of an Irish sailor on a vodka bender.







  25. Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight

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    Sep 26, 2002
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    I always thought R2 was the basis for South Park's Kenny. [face_laugh]
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