Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

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  1. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    Ysanne Isard-huge fan of "ER", and has secretly been stalking Noah Wyle for two years now, sending him mushy, obsessive fan letters and her laciest unmentionables.

    [face_laugh] Wouldn't have been so disturbing if Noah wasn't onscreen right now.
  2. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Jun 9, 2002
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    Yeah, I noticed. Ooooh, now Goran Visnjic...

    Oh drool....

    (that ACCENT!!!)
  3. Lank_Pavail Jedi Grand Master

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    (puts bucket at Guin's feet to catch drool) :p

    Ummmm...

    Chewie: Rogaine experiment gone horribly wrong
    C-3PO: The accent is fake, normal one is Brooklyn.
    Kyp: Listens to Barry Manilow while in his X-wing


  4. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    C-3PO: The accent is fake, normal one is Brooklyn.

    [face_laugh]

    Ee chu ta means "MOTHER-"
  5. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Master

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    Kyp: tried to reverse psycology Jaina into staying on the dark side. Is very disapointed about her 'recovery'
    R2-D2: can somehow use the force, and has really been controling Luke ever since he left Tatooine.
    Anakin: isn't dead. Wanted to get away from his relatives and Tahiri, whom he considered far to obsesive.
    Luke: has been subliminally teaching all of his students sith teachings.
  6. Lank_Pavail Jedi Grand Master

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    Anakin: Is not dead, that was clone.
    Tahiri: One with NR is clone, too, went off to elope with Anakin
    Ganner: "None shall pass!" had other meaning as well...
    Jacen: Him/Vergere:the love that dare not speak its name.
  7. Clara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Sep 19, 2002
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    Jaina: the growth pills are definitely not working

    Leia: it wasnt that much of a hardship to shave her head, it was a wig already.

    R2: hasnt admitted what he actually did to the R5 unit on Tatooine to make him blow up like that

    Tahiri: one of those Tusken Raiders' was actually her father. you can only see the genetics in one place.

    Corran: he, Whistler, and Mirax have a very special relationship
  8. AERYN_SUN Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 1, 2001
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    oh my god, these are hilirious! must think of one to add.
  9. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    2 words for all the males Rogues and Wraiths: Beer Belly. :p
  10. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Don't you mean a Whyren's Reserve or lomin ale belly?

  11. Clara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Winter: the holocamera in her hair definitely helps that 'perfect memory'

    Face: that transition into teenage roles wasnt going to well until his plastic surgery.

    Shalla: those steroids really help

    Wes: the thing that happened to Tomer, well, it happened to him as well

    Cheriss: her 'crush' on wedge progressed beyond that

    Hobbie: the bacta helps make everything look better

    Vader: he learned eveything he knows from Martha

    Isard: she didnt use the prisoners on the Lusankya just for physical labor in the mines
  12. QuiGonWill Jedi Knight

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    My apologies if any are repeats

    Chewie: Hair Club for Wookies

    Han: Ever notices how his hair color is the same as Chewie's? I think SOMEone's got an Astro-Turf 'do.

    Vader: He sleeps with a pink stuffed bunny, he's actually quite pleasant, and he learned his lightsabre skills from Better Homes and Gardens Magazine.

    Luke: Remember Hoth?

    Obi-Wan: Him+Anakin+Lots of Vodka=Big steamin' night of slashy fun

    Anakin: That's not his real plait.

    Cee Threepio: He actually ISN'T banging Artoo Deetoo

    Mace Windu: Screams !!! at the top of his lungs once a month on one of the Council Balconies.

    George Lucas: Flannel used to cover up "STAR WARS SUCKS!!" tattoos he received in a drunken stupor in the mid '80s.


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  13. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    QuiGonWill-those are really funny, but I'd edit the MF before a mod sees it. You can get banned for that.
  14. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    Clara: Very vague. Makes my mind do some work... [face_mischief]
  15. KansasNavy Force Ghost

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    Ackbar: His first name really is Admiral

    Onimi: Is actually adorable looking to all species except Vong

    Luke: Everything is a tax right-off for the Jedi Academy on his tax forms

    Pellaeon: Is actually in the Army

    Daala: A Nirvana groupy: "What was on the road stays on the road."

    Borsk: Shaves his legs

  16. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    What was on the road stays on the road."

    [face_laugh] Good to have ya back, KN.
  17. Lucid_Lady Jedi Master

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    the thought of Borsk shaving his legs is very desterbing. Anyway heres one I thought of.


    Wedge- actually slept with Qui Xux
  18. Lank_Pavail Jedi Grand Master

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    Wedge- actually slept with Qwi Xux
    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :p

    Wedge: Qwi got him REAL drunk.
  19. forceaddict Jedi Master

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    Sep 20, 2002
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    Lando tried to cheat to win that match on Bespin, but Han cheated better

    the emperor was voted the nicest kid in his high school
  20. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Qwi Xux-claims she faked it with Wedge.

    Wedge-claims he couldn't get it up with Qwi.

  21. Stackpole_The_Corpse Jedi Knight

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    *doesn't know whether to [face_laugh] or *shudders* so does both*

    [face_laugh] *shudder*
  22. Lucid_Lady Jedi Master

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    ROTFLHAO [face_laugh]

    May I just say I'm glad no one is up to see me because I would surly be disowned if they did.
  23. Stackpole_The_Corpse Jedi Knight

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    Luke: Everything is a tax right-off for the Jedi Academy on his tax forms

    I just remembered, that could be declared a parsonage. :)
  24. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Master

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    I gonna get this up... the more up it goes, the more people it will have to think of hillarious things :)
  25. Jedi_Liz Force Ghost

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    in the light of the recent change in the debate thread...............



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