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Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Darth Ludicrous, Jan 8, 2002.

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  1. Boba_Fett_123

    Boba_Fett_123 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jabba: Got in trouble for conspiring with ENRON.
     
  2. Jedi_Master_Mazzara

    Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master star 4

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    Corran: His height isn't the only thing short about him.

    Mirax: Private credo: less is better

    Salacious Crumb: You don't want to know what his real job for Jabba was...

    Qui-Gon: read somewhere that long hair was equated with virility...went to his death still wondering why he never could pick up any chics...

    Anakin: Real reason for going to the dark side - realization of Padme's various
    deceptions...

    Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

    Leaders of the Rebel Alliance: It wasn't them, but rather 2-1B who was the real mastermind behind the war effort.
     
  3. Lucid_Lady

    Lucid_Lady Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

    [face_laugh] so hard that I :_| .



    Iella- thinks sex was better with hubby #1
     
  4. Padmes_Trampoline

    Padmes_Trampoline Jedi Youngling

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    Padme: Happy consumer of the wonder bra....

    [face_laugh]
     
  5. The_Standmaiden

    The_Standmaiden Jedi Knight star 5

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    Isard: Brainwashing of prisonere involved a lot more than just flying sims . . .

    OPPM????!! :_|
     
  6. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Iella: Is really a better pilot than Wedge, just doesn't fly so as not to destroy Wedge's ego.
    Shalla: Likes being tied down for only one thing... [face_mischief]
    Face: Draws his inspiration from the Marx Brothers
     
  7. Light_Side

    Light_Side Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Jag: Is really after Jacen, he hangs out with Jaina 'cause she's the next best thing...


    Tarc: Anakin in disguise.

    3po: Can only speak two langues, he fakes the rest.

    Jaina: Really does love her mother, she just wants to keep up her B***hy rep.

    Tenal Ka and Jacen: Did something aside from talk on the world ship...

    Zekk: Did something naughty on graduation night with Jaina... Next day he left her for Anja.

    Jaina: Ran away from home three months after graduation, and didn't come back for six months...
     
  8. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  9. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  10. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  11. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    SITH!

    Quadruple post! The bastage boards didn't work!
     
  12. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Maybe it'll work now...

    Jacen: Vergere didn't just put him through the Embrace of Pain to teach him about the True Gods and the True Way...

    Vergere: Likes S&M
     
  13. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Must post funny.............

    Jaina: Only with Jag because he looks like a certain actor from "The Matrix".
     
  14. Jade_rebel3

    Jade_rebel3 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Callista: Only used Luke to get to her true love-C-3PO.

    Technically EU but couldn't help myself.

    Super battle droid: Was really a dentists chair.
     
  15. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Jaina: Only with Jag because he looks like a certain actor from "The Matrix".

    Laurence Fishburne?
     
  16. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Darth Vader: Had major complexion problems

    Wes: Was serious, once

    Chewbacca: Had flees

    Anakin Solo: Did not really die; just could not stand being around Jaina anymore

     
  17. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    On that note......
    Jaina: Want's Jag to shave his head and get a really dark tan so he can look more like a certain actor from "The Matrix"
     
  18. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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  19. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jag: His scar is fake. Thinks that chicks dig scars and applies a latex prosthetic and colores a patch of his hair white.
     
  20. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin: Only likes Tahiri because he has a strange foot fetish.
     
  21. Rachel_Moonstar

    Rachel_Moonstar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Jaina: Dinged the Falcon while on a joy ride and didn't say anything to Han hoping he wouldn't notice.
     
  22. Jedi_Crikey

    Jedi_Crikey Jedi Youngling

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    Jag: Was told by the boy at boarding school that the white streak was only temporary and that it was his fault that he didnt swallow
     
  23. Somebody_For_Someone

    Somebody_For_Someone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sep 27, 2001
    Jag: Is like a Ken doll with the fact that they both have no - !!!
     
  24. Kettch_the_Jedi

    Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Anakin: Only likes Tahiri because he has a strange foot fetish.

    Great!
     
  25. Iron_Fist

    Iron_Fist Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan 30, 2003
    Luke: Idolises Austin Powers. Whistles the Austin Powers theme at work and goes around saying "Yeah, baby" to all the women.

    Face and Janson: Get all their ideas from Monty Python and Fawlty Towers

    Phanan: Was an Imp spy. Had fake prosthetics to sneak into Coruscant, and joined the Wraiths and couldn't take them off.

     
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