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Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Darth Ludicrous, Jan 8, 2002.

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  1. A-WingsRule

    A-WingsRule Jedi Padawan star 4

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    This thread is brilliant. Sick, twisted and weird, but still brilliant.

    Wedge:Fills in his spare time by acting in second-rate medical dramas. (in a way, true)

    Face Loran:Fills in his spare time by auditioning for second-rate medical dramas and losing the parts to Wedge.

    Elassar Targon:Left Runt injured for weeks after he tried the 'Ball Bearings' trick with him.

    General Melvar:Is a Vong - he replaced his fingernails with claws and also has scars on his face.

    OK, I'm drained of sickness for now.
     
  2. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Wes: Retired to Endor after leaving the Navy, became chief of an Ewok tribe.

    Ton: Wasn't really a doctor, learned everything from watching Doogie Howser and ER reruns

    Face: Still has the scar, used makeup to cover it so he could pay off his gambling debts with Ton's money

    Wedge: Despite being best fighter pilot in the galaxy, cannot parallel park his speeder to save his life.
     
  3. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Doogie Houser? LOL

    Hobbie-gets his nickname from his extracuricular activities with female rebels.

    Thrawn-his skin used to be a more human color, but got a severe case of blue ****s that never went away.


     
  4. ElijahFan9

    ElijahFan9 Jedi Youngling

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    Jacen- has a secret crush on Britney Spears

    *shudders*
     
  5. JainaPadmeJade

    JainaPadmeJade Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Anakin's not really Luke and Leia's father. I mean where did Luke get that dimple from..i think it was a certain Obi-Wan Kenobi

    Jacen really wants to find Zenoma Sekot cuz he belives he can marry his sister there

    Mara dances to Baby got back everyday

    All the Jedi girls have found a different use for their lightsabers

    Luke also forgot to tell that monster thing in RS or RD to not eat something else...

     
  6. Dark_Assassin

    Dark_Assassin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Gilad and Thrawn do ballet for liesure in front of the whole Imp Army.
     
  7. Jedi_Loon

    Jedi_Loon Jedi Knight star 5

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    Thrawn actually had bright orange hair but he dyes it cos' no-one would take him seriously.
     
  8. SpikeLeadJF

    SpikeLeadJF Jedi Youngling star 2

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    o i wanna try!
    Palpatine: Secretly grows tulips and roses in his room!
     
  9. JediHobbit

    JediHobbit Jedi Master star 5

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    Jag Fel: His eyes are really blue, he just wears colored contacts.

    [hl=black]My preciousss...[/hl]
     
  10. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    All the Jedi girls have found a different use for their lightsabers

    Somebody's been visiting Shabby Blue :p
     
  11. SpikeLeadJF

    SpikeLeadJF Jedi Youngling star 2

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    heres another one
    Luke and Leia: They have to use inhalers. Breathing problems run in the family.
     
  12. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Leia: Only lets her bro thin he's the stronger Jedi.

    Soontir Fel: Lost the eye playing catch with Jag.

    Jag: Intentionally threw ball at his dad's eye to try to become best Chiss pilot. Now planning similiar stunt on Wedge.
     
  13. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Qui-Gon Jinn: Jedi Pothead. (I think it's pretty obvious). He's been busted for posession countless times and the reason he couldn't do the mind trick on Watto was because he was far too baked to concentrate.

    Obi-Wan: huge fan of Lord of the Rings, has a big crush on Legolas. Writes "Obi-Wan + Legolas=TLA" on all of his notebooks with little hearts.


    Um, Stackky, Shabby Blue doesn't exist anymore.



     
  14. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Hm. Qui-Gon's a stoner, and Obi-Wan a drunk. Makes perfect sense!


    :p
     
  15. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    Um, Stackky, Shabby Blue doesn't exist anymore.

    There are yahoo groups with an archive of the art and (maybe) the fics :p
     
  16. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Yoda: he talks backwords because his mom smoked crack
     
  17. TIEPilot051999

    TIEPilot051999 Jedi Master star 7

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    Yoda: He's so short, becuase when he was nine, he drank alcohol. (It stunted his growth! Come on, people! :D )
     
  18. Rogue11Sticks

    Rogue11Sticks Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Anakin Solo: The Vong didn't kill him. He commited suicide because Tahiri's bear feet had a NASTY ODOR!
     
  19. Jedi_Loon

    Jedi_Loon Jedi Knight star 5

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    Vader actually has a frog in the throat.
     
  20. Master_Y-wing

    Master_Y-wing Jedi Master star 4

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    Salm has a private A-wing fighter. :eek:
     
  21. Jedi_Loon

    Jedi_Loon Jedi Knight star 5

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    Now that, is just a nasty lie :p

    shame on you

     
  22. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    Kre'frey: Wanted to do the Bothan genocide thing on the Vong because he discovered Vong skin makes great luggage material.

    Jacen: Following in the tradition of Qui "Gon smoking" Jinn and Obi "Wanna another drink" Kenobi is now a death stick junkie.

    Vergere: Committed suicide when she realized just how ****ed up Jacen was.
     
  23. Master_Y-wing

    Master_Y-wing Jedi Master star 4

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    Finally, someone who doesn't like Jacen.
     
  24. Stackpole_The_Hobbit

    Stackpole_The_Hobbit Jedi Master star 6

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    That doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't like Jacen, that just means he thought it was funny. I like Jacen and I thought that was hilarious :p

    If your post were true, you could also assume he doesn't like Qui-Gon or Obi-Wan.
     
  25. Master_Y-wing

    Master_Y-wing Jedi Master star 4

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    Fine, crap all over my theory. :p
     
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