This thread is brilliant. Sick, twisted and weird, but still brilliant. Wedge:Fills in his spare time by acting in second-rate medical dramas. (in a way, true) Face Loran:Fills in his spare time by auditioning for second-rate medical dramas and losing the parts to Wedge. Elassar Targon:Left Runt injured for weeks after he tried the 'Ball Bearings' trick with him. General Melvar:Is a Vong - he replaced his fingernails with claws and also has scars on his face. OK, I'm drained of sickness for now.