Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

This thread is brilliant. Sick, twisted and weird, but still brilliant.

Wedge:Fills in his spare time by acting in second-rate medical dramas. (in a way, true)

Face Loran:Fills in his spare time by auditioning for second-rate medical dramas and losing the parts to Wedge.

Elassar Targon:Left Runt injured for weeks after he tried the 'Ball Bearings' trick with him.

General Melvar:Is a Vong - he replaced his fingernails with claws and also has scars on his face.

OK, I'm drained of sickness for now.

 

Wes: Retired to Endor after leaving the Navy, became chief of an Ewok tribe.

Ton: Wasn't really a doctor, learned everything from watching Doogie Howser and ER reruns

Face: Still has the scar, used makeup to cover it so he could pay off his gambling debts with Ton's money

Wedge: Despite being best fighter pilot in the galaxy, cannot parallel park his speeder to save his life.

 

Doogie Houser? LOL

Hobbie-gets his nickname from his extracuricular activities with female rebels.

Thrawn-his skin used to be a more human color, but got a severe case of blue ****s that never went away.

 

Jacen- has a secret crush on Britney Spears

*shudders*

 

Anakin's not really Luke and Leia's father. I mean where did Luke get that dimple from..i think it was a certain Obi-Wan Kenobi

Jacen really wants to find Zenoma Sekot cuz he belives he can marry his sister there

Mara dances to Baby got back everyday

All the Jedi girls have found a different use for their lightsabers

Luke also forgot to tell that monster thing in RS or RD to not eat something else...

 

Gilad and Thrawn do ballet for liesure in front of the whole Imp Army.

 

Thrawn actually had bright orange hair but he dyes it cos' no-one would take him seriously.

 

o i wanna try!
Palpatine: Secretly grows tulips and roses in his room!

 

Jag Fel: His eyes are really blue, he just wears colored contacts.

My preciousss...

 

All the Jedi girls have found a different use for their lightsabers

Somebody's been visiting Shabby Blue

 

heres another one
Luke and Leia: They have to use inhalers. Breathing problems run in the family.

 

Leia: Only lets her bro thin he's the stronger Jedi.

Soontir Fel: Lost the eye playing catch with Jag.

Jag: Intentionally threw ball at his dad's eye to try to become best Chiss pilot. Now planning similiar stunt on Wedge.

 

Qui-Gon Jinn: Jedi Pothead. (I think it's pretty obvious). He's been busted for posession countless times and the reason he couldn't do the mind trick on Watto was because he was far too baked to concentrate.

Obi-Wan: huge fan of Lord of the Rings, has a big crush on Legolas. Writes "Obi-Wan + Legolas=TLA" on all of his notebooks with little hearts.


Um, Stackky, Shabby Blue doesn't exist anymore.

 

Hm. Qui-Gon's a stoner, and Obi-Wan a drunk. Makes perfect sense!

 

Um, Stackky, Shabby Blue doesn't exist anymore.

There are yahoo groups with an archive of the art and (maybe) the fics

 

Yoda: he talks backwords because his mom smoked crack

 

Yoda: He's so short, becuase when he was nine, he drank alcohol. (It stunted his growth! Come on, people! )

 

Anakin Solo: The Vong didn't kill him. He commited suicide because Tahiri's bear feet had a NASTY ODOR!

 

Vader actually has a frog in the throat.

 

Salm has a private A-wing fighter.

 

Now that, is just a nasty lie

shame on you

 

Kre'frey: Wanted to do the Bothan genocide thing on the Vong because he discovered Vong skin makes great luggage material.

Jacen: Following in the tradition of Qui "Gon smoking" Jinn and Obi "Wanna another drink" Kenobi is now a death stick junkie.

Vergere: Committed suicide when she realized just how ****ed up Jacen was.

 

Finally, someone who doesn't like Jacen.

 

That doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't like Jacen, that just means he thought it was funny. I like Jacen and I thought that was hilarious

If your post were true, you could also assume he doesn't like Qui-Gon or Obi-Wan.

 

Fine, crap all over my theory.