Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

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  1. alpha_red Jedi Youngling

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    Obi-Wan: Really went to Alderaan to get away from his annoying ex.

    Luke: Was told by Obi that Alderaan had hot strippers.

    Darth Vader: Only wanted Luke back so he didn't have to pay child support.

    Padme: Was seeing Captain Kirk the whole time.

    Vergere: Is really Kermit the Frog after a 20 year crack addiction.

    Yoda: Is Vergere's "little Sith."

    Zonama Sekot: Left Daddy Yuuzhan'tar because Daddy wouldn't let Sekot date the Star Forge.

    The Star Forge: Has naked pictures of the Death Star posted on its bridge.
  2. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    No spoilers

    And Yes, that was entriely my plan, Ywing. :D

    Free Trell ... he craps.
  3. alpha_red Jedi Youngling

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    But you said you'd kill wild_karrde if someone spoiled you for TUF...

    Heehee...
  4. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    And you. :mad:

    *kills you and w_k, then serves your meat as steaks for the Geriatric Ward*

    Free Trell ... he's a cannibal.
  5. alpha_red Jedi Youngling

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    You can't kill me. I'm a virus, for God's sake.

    Well, actually you can, but it'd make you look like a sissy boy in front of all your squadron friends. :p

    Which reminds me:

    Vergere: Cries so much because the Yuuzhan Vong only let her eat onions for 50 years.
  6. Stackpole_The_Hobbit Force Ghost

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    Fine, I'll make a vaccine to you, you little ...

    Free Trell ... he could come up with a name to call alpha_red.
  7. Guinastasia Force Ghost

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    Ysanne Isard-really identifies with the little girl Samara in The Ring.
  8. Lank_Pavail Jedi Grand Master

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    Leia: keeps copy of "Diplomacy for Dummies" on her datapad, refers ot it almost constantly.

    Padme: Intended to buy Shmi's freedom, but used up money due to her addiction with buying new dresses every 30 seconds.

    Jaina: her astromech Cappie is the real ace, she mostly just sits and sings along to latest female pop singers in the middle of combat.

    My Skywalker female trifecta. :p
  9. Evil_King_Wiggins Force Ghost

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    Vader: didn't want to tell luke that chewie beat him up the stairs

    Han: does't want leia to know that he kept her slavebikini and cloned her so he can have twice the fun every day [face_devil]
  10. Rogue11Sticks Jedi Knight

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    Anakin Solo: He's a clone of Anakin Skywalker
  11. DeJade_Vu Jedi Master

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    Palpatine: sleeps with a teddybear.

    Luke: blushes whenever he sees Trinity when watching The Matrix.

    Han: sings Macho Man in the shower.

    Lando: had an afro that caught on fire back in highschool.

    Mara: cannot even hear the title of the movie "Titanic" without crying.

    Jaina: practices the "bend, and snap!" routine from Legally Blonde.

    Yoda: haven't I told you he's the world's biggest Britney Spear's fan?! "one more time, baby give me...!"



  12. DeJade_Vu Jedi Master

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    Thought of some more:

    Thrawn: has a huge crush on Mystique from X-Men.

    C-3PO: is NOT fluent in over 6 million forms of communication.

    Qui-Gon: not well known for giving very spectacular gifts, once gave Obi-Wan pine-scented deoderant for Life Day. "Gee, uh...thanks, master..."
  13. InyriForge Force Ghost

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    Ysanne Isard-really identifies with the little girl Samara in The Ring.


    ROTFLMAO!

    ~Inyri
  14. Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Obi-wan: He's Elan Sleazebaggano's younger brother.

    Anakin Skywalker: His obsession with marrying Padme was really due to a bet he made with one of his best friends right before the podrace.

    Yoda: He uses shoe lifts whenever he can hide them under his robe.

    Leia: She's bald.

    Han: He didn't shoot first.

    Luke: He left the gas stove on in his uncle Owen's house before he went after the droids.

    Tarkin: He was compensating.

    Vader: He had major acne.

    Chewy: He never understood basic.

    Wicket the Ewok: He was looking forward to tasting wookie.


  15. MacetheCouncillor Force Ghost

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    Movies: Mace Windu

    Pure EU character: Kir Kanos

    Overall: Mace Windu
  16. Raithe Jedi Knight

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    This thread rules. :D

    Jacen Solo: When Jacen told his friends at the Academy he was going to go play with his crystal snake, he really meant it.

    Tenel Ka: Total dominatrix. That's why she enjoyed wearing all that leather all the time; and beating people up easily.

    Jaina Solo: When she told Tenel Ka she had the "emotional depth of a ronto" she was just blinded by her anger at the fact that the Hapan Princess was paying more attention to Jacen than her. "I'm the prettier one!"

    Jacen: really does have a thing for crossdressing. No really. (Vector Prime? Traitor? Skirts?)

    Danni Quee: Had to settle for Jacen after she realized Miko was dead. It's okay. She thought Jacen looked cuter in a skirt.

    Kyp Durron: Had to find another member of the Dozen to go bar hopping with after Miko died. He didn't care, Miko was a boring drunk anyways.

    Han: secretly nudging his son Jacen into trying to marry Tenel Ka cause, "she's rich" ---

    Lando: secretly trying TO marry Tenel Ka cause she's rich.

    My brain is dead right now. I'm at work. Wahaha-- I'll have some good ones later.

    Keep this thread up; it's hilarious. [face_mischief]
  17. Lank_Pavail Jedi Grand Master

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    Zekk: is still a Darksider. Nobody noticed with the Angsty Trio of the Solo kids stealing the stage.

    Anakin: Realized what he had become, commited suicide by Vong.

    Tahiri: has a lock of Anakin's hair, a copy of his personality locked in her skull (along with about 15 others... :p ) a Spaarti cloning cylinder, and a plan.
  18. alpha_red Jedi Youngling

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    Aayla Secura: In love with Grand Admiral Thrawn, for obvious reasons.

    Mace Windu: Seriously ain't no gangsta' from tha' hood.

    Yoda: Grammar actually better than Mace Windu's--"Your straps you will draw, home dogs!"

    Kyle Katarn: Mustache and beard is actually pieces of flayed Ewok flesh he stuck on with sticky-tack.

    Han Solo: Millennium Falcon didn't really make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. OMG!

    Leebo: Talks on AIM to Guri with regularity.

    Guri: Fluent in l33t-speak.

    C-3PO: Utterly confounded by l33t-speak. And can't speak Bocce that well, either.

    R2-D2: Got his ass whipped by Smith when he jacked into the Matrix.

    Shimrra: Snuck in to see The Matrix while his parents weren't watching.

    Tsavong Lah: Thinks Guri is hot.
  19. Kettch_the_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Han: secretly nudging his son Jacen into trying to marry Tenel Ka cause, "she's rich" ---

    Lando: secretly trying TO marry Tenel Ka cause she's rich.



    Great!

    Tenel Ka: Accepted being queen mother just to keep Jaina from getting an even bigger ego.
  20. Yoda_da_Yoda Jedi Knight

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  21. SupremeOverlordZar Jedi Youngling

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    Anakin:Actually has a huge storehouse of clones in the remains of Mount Tantiss

    Tahiri:The real reason she gained weight so fast in Remnant was because Anakin's clone came back,and,well,you know... [face_mischief]
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