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Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Darth Ludicrous, Jan 8, 2002.

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  1. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    I knew that one would get a laugh.
     
  2. RogueJaina

    RogueJaina Jedi Padawan star 4

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    That's awful! :D Still grinning, though. Hmmm.
     
  3. Light_Side

    Light_Side Jedi Youngling star 1

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    I love this!


    C-3PO: Is really an undercover assasin droid sent to kill Luke, but the restraining bolt the Jawas put on him shorted out his weapons.


    Tenal Ka: real wanted to be the Queen, so she started to plot the death of her parents and grandmother. Unfortunatly, her plan back fired.
     
  4. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Jag: carries a cotraceptive in his back pocket every time he goes to meet Jaina..


    the same contraceptive!
     
  5. CrixMakin

    CrixMakin Jedi Youngling star 2

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  6. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Obi Wan: never liked Anakin, he pushed him into the lava!
     
  7. RogueJaina

    RogueJaina Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Watto: mind tricks do work on him.

    Qui-Gon: really sucks at mind tricks!
     
  8. CrixMakin

    CrixMakin Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Admiral Needa: Was always secretly hoping for a 'discipline' session from Vader. If you look carefully, you can just see a trace of a smile when Vader chokes him..
     
  9. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    3PO: Made a pass at R2!

    R2: Made a pass at Luke's X-Wing.

    Jaina: learned to count in big numbers by adding up all the commanders she slept with.
     
  10. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    3PO: Made a pass at R2!

    R2: Made a pass at Luke's X-Wing.

    Jaina: learned to count in big numbers by adding up all the commanders she slept with.
     
  11. BartSimpson-SithLord

    BartSimpson-SithLord Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    C-3P0: Was once a famous child singer, then to keep his trademark tiny voice had an "operation". After his music career fell through he became a protocal droid.

    R2-D2: was actually tapped into the Trade Federation Battleships gun controls and took out the other astromechs himself.

    Boba Fett: Didn't commit a "sin of the flesh" with Leia because he was out of Viagra.

    Anakin and Tahiri: It was two hours later when Corran found them and he SHOULDN'T have left them unchapperoned.
     
  12. Doikk-Na-ts

    Doikk-Na-ts Jedi Youngling star 2

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    C3PO: Mad cow disease.
     
  13. Luke-Groundwalker

    Luke-Groundwalker Jedi Youngling

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    darth maul is a transexial and he lovees lipsick but he keeps missing his lips and getting his face
     
  14. Doikk-Na-ts

    Doikk-Na-ts Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Darth Maul- really afraid of pain. Tattoos are fake to make him look tough. Has to reapply them daily.
     
  15. BattleDog

    BattleDog Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Chewie: His clothes were stollen just before ANH, thats why he's naked in all three films.
     
  16. Ultima_1

    Ultima_1 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Kyp: Doesn't want to be romantically involved with Jania because he prefers Zekk.
     
  17. Lianna

    Lianna Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I caught that post before you edited it Ulitma! [face_devil]
     
  18. JediFreac

    JediFreac Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Kyp Durron: Avid follower of "Melrose Place"

    Darth Maul: "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi" comment misinterpreted by Darth Sidious

    Wedge Antilles: Wasn't talking about the Death Star when he said "Look at the size of that thing."

    C-3PO: Wasn't refering to Chewie when he said "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

    Luke Skywalker: "There is good in him, I've felt it."--He wasn't talking in the figurative sense.

    Palpatine: What was he thinking when he said "Rise, my friend." in RTOJ?
     
  19. Doikk-Na-ts

    Doikk-Na-ts Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Frank Palpatine: "You want this?" was masked inuendo.

    What's he really wearing under that robe?
     
  20. Lil_Lisa

    Lil_Lisa Jedi Padawan star 4

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    You people are so dirty! 8-}

    Very funny, though. [face_laugh]
     
  21. JediFreac

    JediFreac Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Jacen: Is really Kyp in disguise...
     
  22. Xizora

    Xizora Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Prince Xizor- really, really enjoyed Moulin Rouge.

    Han- went to Mardi Gras with a case of beads and still didn't see anything.

    Emperor Palpatine- failed out of community college.

    Zahn- knows the words to every John Denver song.

    Lando- hopes someday to be a ballet dancer.

    Jaina- has a crush on the guys from Dukes of Hazzard.

    Mara Jade- still wants to kill Luke.

    Luke- is a smoker, a joker, and a midnight toker.


     
  23. Doikk-Na-ts

    Doikk-Na-ts Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Cantina Band not really playing. (think Milli Vanilli)

    p.s. Xizora, "Me and Bobby Mcgee" was written by Kris Kristofferson. Janis Joplin remade it.
     
  24. Xizora

    Xizora Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Doikk-Na-ts- I quote Janis because she is the one that gave that song soul.
     
  25. Ultima_1

    Ultima_1 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Jan Dodonna: R2-D2 was the one who discovered the Death Star's weak spot. He had fallen asleep an hour before the problem was spotted.
     
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