Things your favorite characters don't want you to know about them...

Anakin Solo: ocassionally "Borrows" Leia's metal bikini when no one's home. What he does with it no one knows...


Hehe! I love this.


Tenal Ka: had Jacen's baby, but left it alone in the jungles of Yavin 4...


Everyone: The creators of this thread. They are also the ones who make us do this, well the Jedi do anyway.

 

Tarkin: Is really a quiet family man.

Obi Wan: Meant what he said to Luke in Heir to the Empire litterally.

 

Ulic Quel Droma ~ Was dissatisfied with living at home, sharing a bed with another lightsaber weilder

 

the Vong can't be sensed in the force!! They sit on Yslarmiri and the poor Yslarmiri get sucked up their rear... Poor Yslarmiri.

 

Emperor Palpatine : Viagra CEO

But he's also a client.

 

Han: On vacation he's known as the famous archeologist Indiana Jones.

Leia: She puts bunny ears on politicians during fancy dinners.

Luke: Cut off his other had while playing with his lightsaber.

 

Boba Fettaints his nails green to match his armor.

 

This thread is so funny...lots of sick-minded people tho.

Darth Vader: Really doesn't need the mask and suit to live, only wanted to scare people. But it worked, didn't it?

 

Boba Fett: Loves a nice Frappachino Latte while reading Dunne's metaphysical poetry by an old fashioned fireplace. And absolutely LOVES his argyle sweater given to him by Bria's ghost when he sent along her death message. He's such a nice guy.

 

Isard: Tried to lure Grand Admiral Thrawn into her bedroom on "Kuati expressionism paintings" bait.

Thrawn: Ladies often use this trick on him, so he can easily look through the ruse; however, sometimes he does let himself lure in...

Pellaeon: Got into his position by making pranks to Lord Vader and blaming them on other officers.

 

Flim: Is really a Chiss agent sent by Csilla to discover Thrawn's whereabouts in the Empire.

 

Jacen: had "fun" with every female vong where he was being held a hostage, until Vergere bursted in on one session.

 

Luke: Went bald at 16, the floppy hair is a wig.

 

The PT Jedi Council: All secretly Mills and Boon fans...

 

Man, This is so sad, it's funny!!

Han: Is really a clone of Jango Fett, he just got away before the clone wars, and really hates Boba for taking "Daddy's" armour before he could. The two have been enemies ever since.

Boba Fett: Is really the older brother of Han Solo, (Read above) and has a thing for Leia, ever since that night at Jabba's palace.

Luke Skywalker: Is a clone of Anakin Skywalker, Obi-wan had him made after losing Anakin to the darkside.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Lost Anakin to the darkside and made a clone hoping no one would notice.

 

Bumper sticker seen on the back of the Chimaera: "I'd rather be art collecting."

Emperor Palpatine: President and CEO of Depends Undergarment Guards (Oh, wait...we decided he doesn't wear anything under there, right? This could get messy...)

Mara Jade: Female reincarnation of Han Solo.

Vua Rapuung: Hung up on looks and just wanted to return to being his handsome 'ole self before his evil scientist ex-girlfriend screwed things up for him (and also get even with her, too...did I mention that already?).

Admiral Piett: Somehow keeps missing that much-coveted "discipline session" with Darth Vader.

Emperor Palpatine: "Vader, I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Vua Rapuung and Jacen Solo: The official story - annoyed each other, fought each other, then became best friends and fought everyone else, together. The unofficial story - they did the nasty but assured each other was a form of "male bonding."

Tsvong Lah: Loves it when Seef whoops his bare butt with her amphistaff and calls him her "little infidel tsup."

 

Strange and disturbing this tread is!

My God you people have sick minds, after all, we all know that it was Yoda who wears nothing under HIS robes, not Palptine. Duh!

 

Baron Fel: Needs only '1979 Special Edition Christmas Barbie' to complete his collection.

Jacen Solo: A closet "X-Phile."

Mace Windu: Starred in 'Cats' on broadway.

Darth Maul: Real name: Irving Salzinsky

Han Solo: Joined the Imperial Navy after seeing a Garik "the Face" Loran holodrama.

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Addicted to Pokemon Gold on Gameboy.

M. Stackpole: Created character of Corran Horn after several near-death experiences. (Get it?)

Jacen Solo: Fantasizing that Tenel Ka is Scully, he plans to wait eight years between kisses.

Princess Leia: Was high on glitterstim for weeks after the traumatic Battle of Hoth.

Kyp Durron: Can't miss an episode of 'Dawson's Creek.'

Qui-Gon Jinn: Can't eat raw broccoli for undisclosed reasons.

Jacen Solo: Insists that Ben Skywalker's Force ability is a result of experiments done by the alien colonizers.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Addicted to Pokemon Gold on Gameboy.

Luke and Obi-Wan watching Leia's message.
Leia: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!
Obi-Wan: Well, gee, ya know, I'd love to help her out and all but Pikachu needs my help more. (pulls out gameboy and starts playing) Luke, you can leave any time you want to. Just show yourself out...

 

Vader: "At last, we meet again. The circle is now complete."

Obi-Wan: "You still have much to learn, Darth. *Dramatic Poke ball pose* Pikachu, I choose you!"

 

Aaaack...I just realized I typed Jacen Solo when I meant Anakin Solo. Oh well, they're interchangeable to me (take that as you will).

I hope the twistedness of the humor doesn't disturb too many people (sorry if it does). I'm rather enjoying this thread, there are some *REAL* gems in here! <snicker>

 

Darth Maul: rejected from the 3 blue men IBM commercials because he had the wrong skin color.

 

Music Themed...

Luke Skywalker: Knows all the words to "Mmmbop" by Hansen.

Yuuzhan Vong: Actually the band 'Slipknot' without the masks.

Wes Janson: Has a habit of singing "Louie, louie" when extremely nervous.

Admiral Daala: The girl talking in the beginning of that Big Butts song by Sir Mix-A-Lot. (ie- "Oh My God. Look at her butt...")

 

jar jar:founded the mental health clinic on naboo also its first guest

 

LOL