Discussion in 'EU Community' started by Darth Ludicrous, Jan 8, 2002.
Wes Janson: Kettch has...other uses...
Wes Janson is a cross dresser
but we already knew janson was a cross dressor...
SIDIOUS: advises Bushie by day, Vader by night.
Jaina Solo: really doesn't care if they find Jacen.
Mara Jade: isn't really a red head. She a blond.
Jacen Solo: he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...
Hello?! Why has no one added to this since me? Have you all ran out of secret nasty habits or other rather strang and sickaning things?
You are some sick, sick, SICK people! That's why I love it here!
Wes Janson: Kettch has...other uses...
Actually, I was going to say that Face got Ketch at a flea market owned by a "Furry".
When he got to sit on Isard's lap, Face was so scared he peed his pants-all over Isard.
Chewie just uses the litter box on the Falcon
Thrawn went to art classes with Adolf Hitler.
Darth Maul is really Osama Bin Laden.
Leia likes circus peanuts.
The Royal Guards are also Palpatine's "Special Friends."
Glenn Miller didn't go down over the English Channel-he was kidnapped by Jabba the Hutt. Eventually Jabba got fed up hearing "In the Mood" all the time, so he fed poor Major Miller to the rancor. (I have a huge crush on Glenn Miller!)
Okay, I know I can think of something...
Jedi Council: If not for Jedi mind tricks, the Order would be in the same boat as the Catholic church.
Darth Maul: Addicted to orange soda. (Hence the color of his teeth.)
Princess Leia: Has chronic athlete's foot.
I feel like Sponge Bob. "Leave my brain alone!!!"
Dooku: used to announce Podraces to get money
Yoda: "well, since Yaddle's the only other one left in the species... can't go extinct, you know"
Daala: The only reason she kept control of her troops was Friday nights in her quarters
Hethrir: froliced in the fields of his worldship when no one was watching
Jerec: the tattoos were a dare from his Academy buddies
LurkyLou says that has a secret to bring to the fore, that LurkyLou is really the Emperor
Heh, you're a chronic bed-wetter then, LurkyLou?
Mara Jade: Former temporary identity while working for the Emperor: Lara Croft.
LurkyLou is afred that he has NEVER wet the bed!
LurkyLou thinks that Lexu is just a mite bit cooku.
3PO: Has a crush on Artoo.
Artoo: Has a crush on Luke's X-Wing.
Luke's X-Wing: Has a crush on 3PO.
Jag: Is still a Virgin.
Jaina: won't sleep with Jag because of Jacan.
Jacan: Couldn't care less.
Han: The falcon really does fly itself.
Ben Kenobi: He was just conning Luke into paying for his trip to Alderaan. He made up all that crap about the 'Force.'
Anakin Skywalker: Plotted together with the nexu in order to get Padme's clothes off.
Count Dooku: Cried when Mufasa died in 'the Lion King.'
LurkyLou: See the first post on this thread.
Padme: Pretends she is kissing Palo every time she is kissing Anakin.
Luke: Is, after marrying Mara, now afraid of sex.
Anakin Skywalker: turned to the Dark Side when he found out Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon were "more than just friends."
Padme: Reason for existence? Two words: Obi-Wan Kenobi.
The reason she died? Vader told her Obi-Wan was gay.
Sabe: Hated Padme for getting all the attention.
Mara Jade: Not only planning to kill Luke but Jaina too. Hell, the whole Solo clan. Can't be too careful about ridding the galaxy of Skywalkers.
Callista: really left Luke because of his obsession with Jedi techniques...in his sister's bedroom.
Sache and Yane: wanted the attention Sabe and Padme got. Sadly, neither used deoderant.
Leia: Wishes Mara'd curl up and die. Oh, and that brat of hers, too.
Jacen and Jaina are the result of that "accident" Luke and Leia had on Coruscant with a bottle of Thikkian brandy.
Jacen- Still a virgin and wishes Jaina and Jagged would get on with it so he could at least 'get some' by proxy. (Think twin link)
Leia- Jealous that Jaina never had to wear cinnamon buns for hair, and was glad when she had to shave her head, too.
Jaina- Found out her mom knew all along that they didn't have to shave her head. Still hasn't forgiven her.
Jagged- Wonders if Jaina had to shave everything?
Jaina and Jacen- Aren't just twins. They're identical twins, but Leia really wanted a girl to dress up.
Jaina- Found out the whole 'We had to pretend you were a girl to save your life' story wasn't true. Still hasn't forgiven 'her' mom.
Jagged- Still hasn't figured out why he saw Jaina coming out of the men's 'fresher.
Jaina- Hopes Jagged won't break up with 'her' when 'she' tells him the truth.
Kyp- Found out about Jaina. Now he's plotting ways to replace Jagged.
Han- Still thinks all girls have surgery when they hit puberty, and figures Leia couldn't aford better.
You people have sick sick minds...but its hecka funny!
R2D2: sells recordings of the Skywalker and Solo clans to Galactic Inquirer holo-vid show.
Ben Skywalker: already understands the deepest inner workings of the Force and it's relationship to the Vong, is just waiting for everyone else to catch up to him until he saves the GFFA. Oh, also waiting until he's out of diapers. Can't have a hero in diapers, y'know.
Jag: still trying to figure out which bone Jaina was threatening to break.
Jaina, Tenel-Ka,Tahiri, Ulaha Kore, and Lusa made a "Wild at the Jedi Acadamy" tape together which is now being cirulaited throughout the galaxy. Jaina's saving her profit to buy herself a titanium bikini. Like mother like daugher
Tenel Ka-secretly has a crush on Anakin
Jaina-secretly has a crush on Jacen
Kyp-secretly has a crush on Jacen
Jag-secretly has a crush on Jacen
Zekk-secretly has a crush on Jacen
Jacen-really a girl
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader: 2nd chair flute in Jedi Temple's marching band
Thrawn: wonders if Mystique (from X-men) could be his mommy, too
Qui-Gon Jinn: had dredlocks, was a huge Bob Marley fan, and was busted for "experimenting" as a teen
Luke: Really does use the force to scratch that little spot on his back during long space flights...
Anakin Skywalker turned to the dark side when Yoda used a mind trick to get Padme into bed with him. "Into bed with me, you will get. My little green lightsaber, you will like."
That is just disgusting.
This is one of the funniest threads I've been on in a long time!!
Let me see if I can think of something...
Lando: Used to have an afro and checkered pants
Vader and Palpatine: Love to do the Makarena, Chicken Dance and Hokey Pokey in their spare time
Leia: Wears wigs (obviously)
Han: snores and mutters "I wanna ride the pony..." in his sleep
Chewbacca: Collects teddy bears
Luke: has a crush on Shannon Baksa, for some reason...
Thrawn: was originally green
Yoda: the galaxy's greatest Britney Spears fan
Moff Tarkin: is illiterate
Jar Jar Binks: went to Harvard
Mara Jade: has seen "An Affair to Remember" 48 times