Phx Things Your Mother Never Told You....Until Now....

How did I miss the Kathy Ireland post????

The closet I got to a celeb was the black guy from Flashdance like TV dance show in the early 80's was drunk and in the same line for a Disneyland ride, I was at a bar that Sheryl Crow went to once, and of coarse in the same theater as Alice Cooper during the Episode II premiere.

But that's as good as it gets.

Oh I did talk Larry Parker once. Anyone from So. Cal knows who he is. You know... the Lawyer from the comercials... "Larry Parker got me $1.2 million"

 

Well I have been in a movie(Campus Man), a TV show(forgot name, only 3 episodes made) and several news clips.

...but alas I am still only a star in my own mind.

 

Check this thread out for RMFF Famous People stories.

 

Man, who needs therapy when you've got the boards...?

LP :0

 

Otay, I give in, I?ll play. I am a direct line descendant of Charlemagne (on the female side of the line) which means two things. Back then my ancestors were political pawns married off to whomever there fathers could gain the most from. 2nd? I?m directly related to almost every royal family in Europe.

People I know/family friends. A good majority of the Dodgers baseball team. Don?t ask, I won?t tell. Luis Gonzalez, Curt Schilling, Randy Johnson, Ms. Budweiser Colorado 1998 (my nephews ex girlfriend) Stevie Nicks (and her wonderful mother, Barbara). Brian Banks, Mel Gibson, Charles Barkley, Kevin Costner to name a few.

 

[face_shocked] OMG!!! You know Mel?!! I Mel!!

SWOON!

 

i'm right there with you. oh mel!!!

 

Mel is one of the few, the fabulous, the sexy men that only get better with age....

 

**lines up for the Mel Gibson drool fest**

 

The guy is pushing 50, and has like 7 kids. I just don't see what's so great about him. Plus, he's short.

/ducks from the rotten produce/

Okay, he does have some charm, but he just never did it for me.

Does anyone know John Schneider? Him, I'd like to meet

 

John Schneider, Superman's dad?

Yeah, he is cuter now than when he was a Duke boy. (I had a crush on him then, too. Of course, I was 6. )

Still, I'll hold out for Han, I mean Indy, um Harrison Ford. (I wonder how the cloning is coming? )

 

superman's dad?!? what are you talking about.

i'll have to agree that john is yummy, but i still think mel is better

 

He's the only reason I have ever watched that show! I was flipping through the channels one night and went, "What!? Since when did Bo get a new show!"

And Kirana_T thanks for the age crack, I thought for a minute I was in Denver

 

Sorry for the delayed response, my poor old bones are creaking and cracking here. I just got a good laugh over the whole "supermans dad" thing. OUCH... Looks in the mirror... I didn't think I was that ancient. "Supermans dad"???? Ugggghhhhh!!!!

Now, about Mel. Yep, he has great eyes, does all his own butt shots, nice tush. Is a great dad. You'll see him in the grocery with his kids or just here and there. His wife is very sweet and down to earth. He stays low profile and everyone in town that knows him doesn't think anything about it and those that don't will walk up and say "you know, you look a little like Mel Gibson" in which he says, "Really? I've never heard that before, honey, do you think I look like mel gibson?" and she says? "Mel Who?...Ohh him, nahhh you don't look a thing like him." It's a riot to watch. Almost impossible to keep a straigt face. He's not in town a whole lot, but when he is he just blends in like everyone else. See we have this place up there that is ranked the WORLDS #1 private golfcourse. The only way to play there is to own a chunk of land and have a house on it. The chunk of land cost 250k+ an acre (acre minimum) and the houses have to be 1mil plus value, and then the HOA fees are outragious. But, those that love golf are all over it.

 

*clears throat*

ladies...

topic?

*raises eyebrow*

 

well mom my told me she knows how to sew. now she tells me. she would never even show me anything if i was trying to fix pants. and i have gone through so many pairs of work pants.

and my step dad was a big star wars fan when it first came out. he said he even read the books when they first hit print. now he thinks i am weird. how time changes people.


oh and zoo, you dont need to go to denver to be reminded that you are old. i will keep reminding you that you are a few years from the old folks home .

 

Zoo, I didn't mean to imply that you were old! You're barely older than me. (I'll be 29 next week, yikes! )

My mom thinks that Lorenzo Lamas was hot on Renegade. (There, I brought my mother into it. On topic enough for you, Sideshow? )

 

Sideshow staying on topic? Riiiggghhht!

 

Thats right Sideshow, keep them in line.

Cracks whip

 

i still don't know what show you guys are talking about with john being superman's dad.

stay on topic?!? aren't topics put up just to give us a starting point to talk about whatever we want?

 

Thread pirates rule!!!!

It's Smallville where he plays young superman's dad - it's on the WB on Tuesday nights.

 

Thread pirates don't rule, please keep it on topic people. We can have the Father discussion over in the tavern, that's that it's for. Thank you.

 

Thats right Void, that is what the Tavern is for.

Cracks whip

 

*takes whip back from -master-*

thats mine!

 

Hey I got that whip from Sistine

Grabs whip back