JCC This Easter, it's important to remember crucifixion and resurrection...

WEll, that's something totally different -- but still the best. I'll make Dani drink one in August...

 

I looked up the nutritional information for real Cadbury's Creme Eggs and the Hershey bastardised version. The real one actually has more sugar and fat. Therefore the Hershey bastardised version should be considered a diet food.

 

My friends and I make adult chocolate milk quite often. I'm making a Reese's flavor one next month, we've done Almond Joy and others too.

 

I never cared for the stuff, but I do love the commerical:

 

The mini eggs, which are just solid (extremely sweet) chocolate, are the only ones I can tolerate. And even then my limit is like two.


Peeps, on the other hand....

 

qft. My weekend is almost nothing but a series of dinners, brunches, lunches bounded by driving to and from the places where I'll be eating them.

 

How to make poop peeps...

http://www.nomageddon.com/poop-peeps/

 

I'll be celebrating Conan's resurrection and subsequent beheading of a demigod by vigorously picking things up and putting them back down again. I need to be ready to stand before Crom and answer the Riddle of Steel.

PS I don't know what peeps are but I strongly suspect actual poop would be more nutritious.

 

I'm so torn. On one hand uuuuugh ****ing peeps, on the other "HA! poop."

slightly_unhinged Take the marshmallow bit out of a moon pie, somehow make it gross, add a disgusting layer of solid sugar. Voila. Peep.

 

wtf is moon pie?! Wait, forget I asked, my curiosity about twinkies led to no good, I need to learn from that!

 

There are zombies in the Bible in the Gospel of Matthew.

 

slightly_unhinged, I hope Jesus did his Christian duty and pooped out some eggs for you:



Also Christians, please don't forget that the reason easter eggs are hollow is they represent Christian promises!

 

It's closest equivalent would be a Wagon Wheel.

 

There's supposed to be candy inside them. Is this the root of your problem with Christianity, that your parents only gave you empty eggs on Easter?

 

YOU KILLED MY MUTHAH. YOU KILLED MY FATHAH. MY PEOPLE

 

To be fair, they had to cut the Gospel of Schrödinger because midway through it just devolves into a rant about the absurdity of the Copenhagen interpretation.

 

It's almost time again, guys, to watch Conan the Barbarian and ignore silly dead Jewish socialists with invented superpowers.

 

Rogue One? It is a story about sacrifice.

 

I like how you are terrible at posting 12mo apart.

 

There is nothing good about Conan. Nothing.

 

Nice to see the thread...resurrected.

And Amy Solo. Joined, posted 2,400 in three months, disappeared. Am I sensing an ASG resurrection?

 

I want a SkywalkerNumbers resurrection.