This is Hounslow FM ....

..... coming in your ears. And a big good morning to everyone who can't get in to the other boards this morning. If you know of any other difficulties, give us a call on the Challenger Exhaust 404 Line.

 

Top o the marnin tae ya

 

LMAO

//unblocks ears

 

Good morning to you both. Do you have any requests?

 

Reminds me of the DJ in Warriors.

Have you got Jilted John?

 

Whack-whack-oops

 

I want the 'fire at the TACO BELL' song. It's bloomin marvelous.

 

The Belgium national anthem

 

this isnt fair. you know full well of my Garrett FM station. im sueing you for copyright infringement.

i'll see you in court.

 

but garrett fm only plays christian rock songs..........

conclusion: it has no listeners who have any taste.

 

Can I request Run DLA - Its Like That

 

i say i like one christian band and suddenly im a christian band fanatic???


grrr

//punches IamJacksMonkey in the face repeatedly

damn you! damn you! LOL

 

Disregard me. Please continue.

 

//punches IamJacksMonkey in the face repeatedly

What kind of Christian attitude do you call that? You need to practice what you preach a bit more, Jesus-boy.

 

you want some too johnny boy?

huh? huh? i'll 'ave you

//waves fists and dances around Evil Knievel in a "hard" way

 

Come on don't fight, Lets all sit round the campfire and sing the theme to "The littlest Hobo"

"There's a voice that keeps on calling me...."

 

//bitch-slaps the monkey

 

Like spanking the monkey do you?

 

i dont like to "spank" "monkeys" with a mon calamarian for a head.

 

Bit of a Bizzare accident, teachs me for playing god though.

All I wanted was my Monkey Fish.

 

yeah and now you've gone and ruined yourself now.

not that it was any better than that begin with.... *cough* or so ive heard *cough*

 

AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!


don't sing the song from the littlest hobo. it takes days to get it outta my head.

 

...and every step I take...


...I'll make a new friend...

 

you are a ******. I have been trying to write a press statement and it's been real hard cuz i've got the song in my head. On the bright side though, the whole office is singing it now though. if i suffer, they all do too. LOL.

 

//looks forward to health related Littlest Hobo press statement tomorrow...