This is my gift to Gamez.

You have entered clan channel #[CoC]

*GZUS has logged on*
*S8N has logged on*
GZUS: sup brothas
S8N: wow, slow traffic today
S8N: where in hell is everyone
GZUS: you tell me
GZUS: everyone was supposed to be here already
S8N: lolz
*Peter has logged on*
Peter: hi all
S8N: hey peter
Peter: hey dumbass u got b& last week
S8N: wutever d00d
*Andrew has logged on*
S8N: im bored, what does everyone do
Andrew: hi all
Peter: we used to work in IT
S8N: ouch, man
Peter: yeah, we got laid off and Jesus recruited us into his clan
Peter: nice little crew
*Jim has logged on*
*John has logged on*
John: sup d00dz
GZUS: hey John
Andrew: how?s the apocalypse novel going, homie
S8N: novel?
John: the publisher?s giving me crap
Peter: ?
John: they want to release it under fiction, but I?m pushing to have it released under self-help or devotional literature
S8N: thats gh3y
S8N: we all know im gonna rule t3h w0rld
John: ya but gzus comes and kix the hell outta u
John: u r t3h sux
Jim: kix lol
*Phil has logged on*
Phil: SUP YALL DID I MISS NE THING
S8N: omg its called caps lock
Phil: SHUT THE HELL UP LOL
Peter: yeah, satan?s gettin owned
S8N: n00b I kick your ass at unreal tournament
Peter: jesus kicks your ass at unreal tournament
S8N: ya well at least i?m not an IT newb
*Bart has logged on*
Bart: yo dudes
Peter: wow, there are like so few people named bart
Peter: hey bart, do a simpsons impression
John: come to think of it, why the hell are we using our actual names
Jim: come on john its the internet, what could happen lol
Jim: hold on I got mail
Andrew: not like we give out contact information or anything, except Mr. Leader-Man over there
GZUS: hey, prospective clan members have to know how to get in touch with me
Jim: OMG ITS A VIRUS OMG OMG
Jim: IT DELETED MY ******* HARD DRIVE
GZUS: *facepalm*
Bart: aye carumba
S8N: pwned
*Matt has logged on*
Matt: hey guys
Peter: d00d who let this n00b in the channel
Jim: he?s such a lamer
GZUS: he?s an awesome sniper
GZUS: found him on the Moneypit server
John: same thing
John: sniper n00b
Jim: that server sux, its so laggy
*Tom has logged on*
Peter: who dat?
GZUS: hey guys, this is Tom from [OJ] clan, thinking about switching
GZUS: he?s a longtime vet from over there, so show him a [CoC] welcome
Phil: Y HELO THAR BUTT SECKS
GZUS: I?ll pretend you didn?t type that.
Phil: SORRY GZUS LOL
Tom: omg...
Jim: phil your drunk again aren?t you
Phil: YOU BETCHA
*James has logged on*
James: hi James
Jim: hi Jim
Tom: *head explodes*
*Simon has logged on*
S8N: hahahaha n00b
Simon: would you stop scaring people off? it?s so stupid. you?re the reason judas sold us out to [RE]
S8N: ...you don?t even know what the hell we?re talking about
Simon: no not really lol
John: shut up satan, you?ve been nothing but trouble for everybody ever since you joined
S8N: i dare you to do something about it
GZUS: that?s enough satan
S8N: piss off ******
*GZUS has been kicked from the channel*
Phil: OMG HAX
S8N: dude, remember when all the noobs were attacking jesus with rpgs and you didn?t do anything
Peter: moron I was on the other side of the map
S8N: no you just suck
Phil: RPGS I LIEK FINAL FANTASY LOLZ
John: dammit phil
S8N: theres no way you can stop me n00bs
*S8N has been kicked from the channel*
*GZUS has logged on*
Tom: wow, that was convenient
Peter: what happened jesus?
GZUS: he sent me a virus, but he forgot that he only lives a couple of blocks away
GZUS: I drove over there and beat him up
Jim: way to go jesus
James: yeah, you?re my hero
Peter: hey, we should save this conversation for posterity
Jim: even better, we should make a religion out of it
John: ROFLMAO
GZUS: LOL
GZUS: yeah, sure why not
GZUS: go forth my disciples and preach the gospel of [CoC] clan
Phil: OK JUST LET ME GET ANOTHER BEER
James: dammit phil
*James has logged off*
Jim: must...follow...the clone...
*Jim has logged off*
Peter: Clone troopers everywhere salute you. *salutes*
John: I?m out, back to work on the novel
GZUS: don?t smoke t