This is what I get as e-mail....

Discussion in 'Niagara, ON' started by Woofer, Oct 27, 2001.

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  1. Woofer Jedi Master

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    Aug 27, 2001
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    From my friend Bob:

    665.999 Approximate number of the Beast

    DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

    666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

    0.666 Number of the Millibeast

    / 666 Beast Common Denominator

    666 ^ (-1) Imaginary number of the Beast

    1010011010 Binary of the Beast

    6... uh, what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast

    1-666 Area code of the Beast

    00666 Zip code of the Beast

    1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please

    $665.95 Retail price of the Beast

    $699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

    $769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

    $656.66 Walmart price of the Beast

    $646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

    Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

    Route 666 Where the Beast gets his kicks

    666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast

    666k Retirement plan of the Beast

    666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

    6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit

    Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast

    Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast

    i66686 CPU of the Beast

    666i BMW of the Beast

    668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast
  2. Amidala_wannabe Jedi Master

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    Aug 18, 2001
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    What the @#&% is that????? Ummm,..... Right....



    Shaden
  3. BobaFett_YJN Jedi Master

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    May 27, 2001
    star 4
    what scares me is that this guy is your friend :eek:
  4. Cow_Girl Chapter Rep Niagara ON, CA

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Jun 15, 2001
    star 5
    Okaaaaaaaaay.....

    I don't get it :(
  5. Han_YoungJediNiagara Jedi Master

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    Apr 28, 2001
    star 3
    He's my friend too. Does that me ME a sad person?
    ..wait...
  6. Mert_Skywalker Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 28, 2001
    star 4
    Well, at least that's not as bad as the mail I get. All I get for subjects is:

    Free sex!
    Do you like sex?
    Liquid Viagara! Free Trial!
    and,
    Free Inquire on your home!!!

    So I think John's friend is quite normal
  7. TheGrandePoobah Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    Seen that before... but it's good to see old net.humour still making the rounds.

    As for e-mail subjects... don't we all get those? The thing that makes me wonder is that I get mails telling me how I can enlarge my penis and I get mails telling me how to increase my cup size. They ought to get their act together.
  8. BobaFett_YJN Jedi Master

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    May 27, 2001
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