Niagara, ON This is what I get as e-mail....

From my friend Bob:

665.999 Approximate number of the Beast

DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast

666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast

0.666 Number of the Millibeast

/ 666 Beast Common Denominator

666 ^ (-1) Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 Binary of the Beast

6... uh, what was that number again? Number of the Blonde Beast

1-666 Area code of the Beast

00666 Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please

$665.95 Retail price of the Beast

$699.25 Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax

$769.95 Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$656.66 Walmart price of the Beast

$646.66 Next week's Walmart price of the Beast

Phillips 666 Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 Where the Beast gets his kicks

666 F Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast

6.66 % 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit

Lotus 6-6-6 Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 Word Processor of the Beast

i66686 CPU of the Beast

666i BMW of the Beast

668 Next-door neighbor of the Beast

 

What the @#&% is that????? Ummm,..... Right....



Shaden

 

what scares me is that this guy is your friend

 

Okaaaaaaaaay.....

I don't get it

 

He's my friend too. Does that me ME a sad person?
..wait...

 

Well, at least that's not as bad as the mail I get. All I get for subjects is:

Free sex!
Do you like sex?
Liquid Viagara! Free Trial!
and,
Free Inquire on your home!!!

So I think John's friend is quite normal

 

Seen that before... but it's good to see old net.humour still making the rounds.

As for e-mail subjects... don't we all get those? The thing that makes me wonder is that I get mails telling me how I can enlarge my penis and I get mails telling me how to increase my cup size. They ought to get their act together.