Austin,TX This land is claimed in the name of Fanforce NSW!!

We stake out claim to this land. U will join us or be wiped out like chalk on a blackboard.

Wanna know hoiw we got past your defenses?

We had INSIDE HELP!!!!

 

Psst, Scream Man.

What about the new non-wipeable chalk that stays on blackboards forever?


On another note, I second this invasion.
Thanks to our inside spy

 

Don't you think invading another board is a little immature guys?

*realises the irony of this post*

Doh!

 

NO! It's fantastic ! We need to show a united front in an invasion. We can't afford to fall down on the job!! We need to take every opportunity - like now for instance..... they're probably aaaaaallllll asleep....

 

*wanders in*

I can take our ninja kangaroos over with me in a few weeks time!

 

*prepares to make Bantha fodder out of the ninja-roos*

If you must insist on visiting...

So be it....jedi.

*issues bolts of tickling blue lightning to torment Kehleyr*


-Sith Lord Lightbringer of Austin

 

*waves a timtam at Lightbringer*

Did you want this?

 

*uses force powers to wrest the glorious timtams from kehleyr's grasp*

Only now do you realize the true power *munch* of the dark side of the *chews* force.

*goes to get milk to wash down timtam*

 

*notes timtam was poisoned*

 

*feels a disturbance in the force*

A poisoned timtam? Curses!

*runs to the restroom*

 

*grins and hugs Lightbringer*

 

In the restroom?

 

Apparently you Australians have different rules about that sort of thing.

But having survived the evil poisoned timtams I shall continue to defend Austin from the Aussies.

 

What will you do when I am there?

 

Forgive me for asking, but what does NSW stand for? And why should we, being Texans, be concerned about an invasion?

Last country that invaded TX now mows our lawns, so tread lightly.

 

NSW stands for New South Wales.

We are Australian.

You must surrender

 

Last country that invaded TX now mows our lawns

And a bang up job they did of it too

 

Oh good laud, Leroy, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

 

[face_shocked] That is so politically incorrect! But I have a Mexican friend who makes fun of herself all the time and talks about going off to mow a lawn or steal money because she's poor (she's not) so I have to tell her about this.

Umm, and I know who this inside help was.

Y'all best be leaving Austin before we open up our can of whoop-ass
*says this with a very Texan accent*

 

*notes texans don't scare her*

You are all just big sweeties!

 

bah, u have no chance against us!

We were convicts u know!

 

C'mon, man! Don't you know?

The Eyes Of TEXAS Are Upon You! You cannot get away. Do not think you can escape them, at night or early in the morn...

 

Oh, I love it. Soon it's gonna get to the...

Well, why don't you come over here and make me?

Well, why don't you come over here and make me!

No, you come over here and make me...

And so on, ad infinitum.....

 

so confused...

i live in austin, but am studying in NSW for a semester. who do i side with? who is my friend? who is my enemy? what should i do?

 

Use your instincts.