Austin,TX This land is claimed in the name of Fanforce NSW!!

Will do Lumpé!

 

i have taken your ambassador hostage. She will be returned when u turn over your Fanforce to us.
The Maiden is unharmed, but we will kill her with Tim Tams if u do not comply with our demands.

Thank you.

 

Dont make us Defat her, because we'll do it!

 

no! please don't defat! anything but that!

 

*feeds Lumpé another timtam*

 

2 weeks til I arrive!

 

Good Riddens!

 

I'll be coming home tho

 

riddens is an Australian word meaning "trip" which means Slavey was saying "Good trip" to u Kate

 

Let me reiterate:

"Why are you still here?"

 

I lost my contact lens in your state. I'm still lokking for it.

 

Don't you know? We're dry over here this time of year. You'd better find some good saline.

 

I'll be there in a week

 

pick me up some salt lick while you're there?

 

NO

5 days til takeoff!

 

what do you mean by salt lick?

 

Some BBQ place...

I more sleep then I'm off to invade the USA!

 

Have Fun Kate!

 

I will!

I am loaded up with timtams and good to go!

 

Flying to Austin tomorrow morning

 

YAY! Look for my contacts while your there

 

I didnt know you wore contacts Slavey...