JCC This place is still here?!

Leave a half eaten taco on your desk. Unless not eating the other half is more work than the Clark Kent con.

 

Please, like anyone will leave delicious tacos behind.

 

But that's the point of the whole gambit, isn't it?

 

Yeah but leaving what is essentially a prop pair of glasses works all the time and requires like... no discipline. The Taco Gambit (which is also a great name for a heist movie), requires you to have the discipline to eat only half a taco. If the point is to make your life easier, why add that kind of taco-based stress/

 

if i abandoned a taco for more than thirty seconds my coworkers would instantly know something was very wrong. but then maybe they'd assume i was dead and i could get out of work forever.

 

True, but that's got the side effect of your company not paying you if they think you're dead. A simpler way of getting out of work forever would be to just quit your job.

 

I usually just slept under my desk, with the plan of pretending I had fainted if my boss came in.

 

oh no, see in my scenario they only think i'm dead but since i'm not really dead there's some kind of clerical loophole where i still get paid forever.

 

What name? Beezel?

 

Endless money & tacos is a state of existence we should all aspire to.

 

****ing open plan offices.

Plus side though: Harbour views and a physiotherapist in the building. "I've got a physio appointment" + Punk's patented cistern sleep could be the way I achieve nirvana before tom does.