JCC This Shocking Fact About Dogs Will Make Your Jaw Fall Off Your Face

She honours the memory of her parents, and sleeps on the rough floor of an AT-AT. She is also compassionate and kind towards BB8, where others treat droids with cruel indifference in the universe.

She is nothing but honour.

 

So if someone is polite to a doorknob does that count as honor now, too?

Also, an AT-AT? To make your dwelling place a tool of war suggests a bloodthirsty heart.

 

How judgemental the wealthy doctor is, of the abode of others.

Living, as she does, from payment to payment (by way of food portions), on the poverty line on a planet with little industry she is unable to afford permanent dwellings of her own. Accordingly, she appropriated the fallen vehicle of war and oppression - which is something Mr Obama, with his bloodthirsty lust of drone assassinations of Yemeni brides and grooms, would approve of - as shelter from the elements. She is poor, dirt poor, and had no choice and you mock her for this.

If nothing else is clear, it is that you sir are an ill-mannered snob whose dishonest words manifest as notion care for those less fortunate but whose scorn and judgement reveal a cynical pateranlism.

 

What other body parts can I exchange for your boundless knowledge, Ken?

 

I feel if you write some Malthusian doomsday porn for him, it will be sufficient.

 

Sometimes a dog will post something like this:

Post by member dog 1. Date: just a few minutes ago.
Hello, it's me again. I'm ready to mate!

It's important for all the males in the forum to know that this isn't an invitation for every male to mate with this bitch. I mean, really? Comon. Get a grip, right?

No. It's just an invitation for one male to mate with her: any male who happens to read the post within the next few minutes. That male might be able to track her location down and come and find her in order to mate. She's going to leave a very clear, readable trail. So it's just an invitation to that one male lucky enough to read the post first and within the expiration date of the invitation, which is very soon, otherwise I'll be back in my backyard.

 

What is taking a crap then? Trolling a thread?

 

that's not happening in the forum at all. That's like asking whether you're trolling a thread whenever you take a crap.

 

my jaw literally fell off my face

seriously, I'm losing a lot of blood

 

It can also happen in an accident, but most likely cancer, like what happened to poor Roger Ebert, or a runaway infection. It doesn’t fall of your face, though; it’s surgically removed.

 

This implies there is no selection. Or that the selection is simply who can trace the bitch's scent first. What dogiversity was your alma mater? This is preposterous. You need to return your PeehD.

 

True no mammal would use some kind of geolocation match app that combines location information with signals about readiness and willingness to mate.

“I want to mate. Here are my coordinates.” Stupid dogs.

 

You answered your own question. You swipe left much more than you swipe right.

 

I don't know how dogs choose their mates or how much choice they actually have, but it makes sense to me that giving more dogs in your network the opportunity to know that you're ready to mate and maybe encouraging them to come find you is a decent starting strategy.

 

That's ridiculous, everyone knows there are no dogs posting on any message boards at any time. That's just science fact.

On a completely unrelated note anybody else tried the water from the new toilet? It's not half bad.

 

Sure. The part I found strange was just your suggestion that they'll mate with whichever shows up first. That sounds odd. That's usually not how nature works. Although, domesticated dogs are confined to wherever their owners choose to take them, so I guess there might not be much selection to pick from.

 

We should recast ourselves as breeds of dogs.

I'm taking the Bernese Mountain Dog.

 

Yeah, yeah. Very cute.
For a short time.
And then:

 

I'm getting older, not in good shape anymore and am increasingly incontinent. Also, here are my coordinates and I'm ready and willing to mate.

 

Yeah, this is my mate Barney thinking he's a lap dog too. I wouldn't change a thing, ever.



Not even my daughter looks at me with that much love.

 

"I know you're edible, but I'm really comfortable."