JCC This thread is a Friday night thread

No half-measures.

I just realized that Tune Sick would be a fantastic hip hop name for Tunick, better than Hip Hop Tunik. This revelation won't let me sleep. It's digging under my skull. It's become like a scab.

 

yeah man it's pretty good. it's like tone loc. tune sick. now tunick has to rap. let's hear it darth tunes.

 

I wonder how his rapping sounds. Did The Muppets ever release a rap?

 

i think tunick rapping might rupture the space time continuum creating a rift in which giant spider creatures might cross universes into ours.

 

I wonder if those spider creatures are like antibodies for the space-time, neither good or evil but part of the natural multiversal order, devouring all kind of paradoxes and impossible artifacts. They would probably eat Tune Sick's Lakers jersey.

 

i think tune sick's jersey could maybe be the thing that kills them. one bite creates a rapidly spreading airborne virus that wipes out the whole spider race. darth tunes is the hero. in death.

 

But wouldn't that leave the space-time continuum defenseless? All kind of time travellers would suddenly appear from the future, able to reach into the past for the first time and wanting to meet the guy that destroyed us all.

 

It's a closed loop. Paradoxically, the death of the spiders, in opening the door to time travel through their absence, causes the near destruction of the times pace, so time traveler eating time spiders are invented to deter time travelers from traveling through time.

 

That makes complete sense. So Tunick is a Multiversal Messiah from a certain point of view.

Also:

(2:23:30) El Biyu: so guys, what if hitler was an alien and he was testing mankind by giving the most horrendous orders and he was all the time "nah they won't do it OH **** OH **** OH **** THEY DID IT"
(2:23:47) jacensolo450: is that
(2:23:50) jacensolo450: not what happened?
(2:24:22) El Biyu: maybe it was
(2:24:42) El Biyu: and that's why the aliens never came back

 

Would Crab Nicholson figure in this? Perhaps in a battle with Nazi-spiders?

 

omg i remember that

 

So Hitler... Just went home then? The whole suicide/body burning was just a ruse for him to escape the planet?

 

are you going to rap or not darth tunes?

 

No, he killed himself because of the terrible things he had made everyone do. Why would you think he had gone home?

 

Oh yeah. That was the Golden Age of tonight, 2:00-2:30.

 

Just responding to @JoinTheSchwarz's post about Hitler being an alien and the aliens not coming back.

 

i'm responding to juliet's post

 

Yeah, how does that make sense though? He killed himself.

 

I thought EmpireForever was replying to tom and that Tune Sick had killed himself over remorse for being a megalomaniacal mastermind and that was the reason he couldn't rap. Boy was I wrong.

 

i think tune sick should have to rap or he can't keep the name.

 

That goes without saying. He either raps or he's back to Darth Tunick.

Also, I accidentally locked the Friends thread earlier. Think of the debates we missed because of my clumsy fingers.

 

Actually, I locked it because I got a lock request from the OP. Your fingers are innocent.

 

Oh. Dammit. That's even worse. Think of all the needless debate I put on his conscience.

 

You're basically worse than alien spider Hitler right now.

 

Aren't we all?