FF:QLD Thought for the day

I love to watch.

 

"Great is truth and mighty above all things"

NOTE: Written on the law building at UQ . . . cracks me up every time.

 

And why is that?

 

Lawyers . . . truth . . .

 

If Immortality be false, it matters little if anything else is true.

 

If you say so.

 

That which does not kill me merely postpones the inevitable.

 

I'll say!

 

Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

 

Nah thanks, I had one already. Not a very pleasant I might add either.

 

What? Mine's great!

 

Well bully for you then.

 

Shut up Grieyls!

 

When Birds fly in the Right formation, They need only exert half the effort.

Even in Nature, Teamwork results in collective laziness.

 

Yeah, that's what I figured.

 

Life's a bitch and then you marry one

 

How wude!

 

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

Permission frm the almighty Gods to hit Paul please!

 

<Thwack!> Nah getting bored with it <Thwack!>

 

A bird in the hand is worth looking a gift horse in the mouth!

 

Too many cooks gather no moss.

 

I don't know you two.

 

Great minds all lead to Rome.

 

The emperor wants to control Outer Space.
Yoda wants to explore Inner Space.
That's the fundamental difference between the good and the bad sides of the Force


as stolen from the movie Human Traffic (i think)