JCC thread for jokes/funny stories you're pretty sure only one or two other posters will get

Yes! Leeeeeft. Turn, turn, turn...crap, one too many. Turn, turn....turn. Down. Yes!

 

"Ender! Release him."

"As you wish"

??

 

Well thank you. In high school my nickname was beer can.

 

Heh, its shaped like a penis

 

I was thinking sword. But say what you see, copper.

 

You have to mirror it. Its like the lower half.

 

Half? Okay peewee.

 

This thread is disappointing

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Editing on my phone is hard.

 

I think that's the wrong darth-boy.

 

Dude, Ossy even got banned from the FB group.... lol.

 

Nobody ever respects the Palestinians.

 

I know he's banned dude. I talk to him all day every day. Part of the joke.

 

dude

 

DUDE

 

Or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

 

Harps and I would make a great Bill and Ted if she were both Bill and Ted.

 

They traveled in time, right?

 

"Ossy's still banned" is another private joke. n00b.

 

The JCNSA sees/reads everything.

 

i see two penises ejaculating at each other. not sure what that means psychoanalytically

 

How in the **** can one talk to Ossy all day every day? The hell do you talk about?

 

The same things people who have been good friends for 12 years normally talk about...? I don't know, how do people hat all day?

 

Does he tell you his deepest darkest secrets and cry on your shoulder?

 

Ossy contacts me every now & then, but that's fine... better than nothing.