Thread for the E-Wedding of Morella and Kitten

Discussion in 'Big Brother Girls' started by AaylaSecurOWNED, Jul 6, 2007.

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  1. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    Morella and Kitten have decided to tie th-e-knot and have asked me to officiate. The wedding will be held at Midnight tonight, however the time zone has yet been undecided.

    Dress code is formal, so please post in black and white. This thread is for the officiating of the ceremony and reception, and is exclusively for posts by the wedding party which follows:

    AaylaSecurOWNED: Priest or something
    Espy: Morella's maid of honor
    ApolloSmileGirl: kitty's maid of honor
    RebelScum77: Reader of 1 Corinthians 13
    _princess_leia_:ring bearer
    SLG: flower girl

    If anyone in the outside world cares, a spectating/speculating/drinking thread may be posted in JCC. If no one cares then kitty will cry.


  2. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Dear god, did I knock her up?
  3. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    We warned you about pulling out.
  4. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 18, 2004
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    lol @ Morella.

    You forgot to pull out, didn't you? :p
  5. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Wasn't me, I swear.

    Besides I'm too young to be a father...mother...uh.
  6. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    but i'm on my period. oh wait, we wont be able to have a honeymoon :(
  7. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    I'm not marrying you until the DNA test results are out.[face_not_talking]
  8. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    but i am on my period! if i am on it, i cant have kids or kittens:p
  9. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Whew, if you're not preggers then I don't have to marry you. Thank you.
  10. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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  11. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  12. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 23, 2006
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    well who wants to marry me now?
  13. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    DO YOU MORELLA TAKE KITTEN?
  14. RebelScum77 Manager Emeritus

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    If I speak in the tongues of men and angels,
    but have not love,
    I have become sounding brass or a tinkling symbol.

    And if I have prophecy and know all mysteries and all knowledge,
    and if I have all faith so as to remove mountains,
    but have not love, I am nothing.

    And if I dole out all my goods, and
    if I deliver my body that I may boast
    but have not love, nothing I am profited.

    Love is long suffering,
    love is kind,
    it is not jealous,
    love does not boast,
    it is not inflated.

    It is not discourteous,
    it is not selfish,
    it is not irritable,
    it does not enumerate the evil.
    It does not rejoice over the wrong, but rejoices in the truth


    It covers all things,
    it has faith for all things,
    it hopes in all things,
    it endures in all things.

    Love never falls in ruins;
    but whether prophecies, they will be abolished; or
    tongues, they will cease; or
    knowledge, it will be superseded.

    For we know in part and we prophecy in part.

    But when the perfect comes, the imperfect will be superseded.

    When I was an infant,
    I spoke as an infant,
    I reckoned as an infant;

    when I became [an adult],
    I abolished the things of the infant.

    For now we see through a mirror in an enigma, but then face to face. Now I know in part, but then I shall know as also I was fully known.

    But now remains
    faith, hope, love,

    these three;

    but the greatest of these is love.
  15. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    NEVAH!!1
  16. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    APPROPRIATE RESPONSE IS "I DO."
  17. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  18. ApolloSmileGirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 18, 2004
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    lol, you got stuck with a technicality Dani! [face_laugh]
  19. AaylaSecurOWNED Force Ghost

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    i put quotes around it.

    also:

    EXCELLENT.

    DO YOU KITTEN TAKE MORELLA?
  20. _princess_leia_ Jedi Grand Master

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  21. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    Noooo, you can take my body but you'll never have my soul.

  22. Esperanza_Nueva Force Ghost

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    Feb 23, 2003
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    *taps glass with spoon*

    Ahem! Is it time for the speeches?
  23. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 23, 2006
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    i love you guys! thanks for the marriage
  24. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  25. jedikitty19 Jedi Grand Master

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