thread where there is a very large air conditioner overhead making a ton of noise

NO, I WILL NOT UNSHELL THE PEAS. DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF!

 

SAME HERE, JULI. THIS AIR CONDITIONER IS TOO NOISY.

 

WAIT WHAT? YOU NEED A MAN'S HELP?

 

I CAN'T HELP YOU! I'M BUSY!!

 

HAHA NO, SHE'S NOT YELPING! IT'S THE AC! IT'S TOO LOUD!

 

YOU'RE ARNOLD MCLOUD, THE IMMORTAL TIME TRAVELLER??? THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!

 

I ALSO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MORE FUN.

 

WHERE DID HE FIND THE GUN??

 

NAH, I NEVER READ THE SUN. IT'S JUST A TABLOID.

 

YOU SHOULD TRY PREPARATION H FOR THAT. AND TMI, DUDE! TMI!!

 

YOU GOT PEE IN YOUR EYE? HOW ON EARTH DOES THAT HAPPEN?

 

NO! MC HAMMER WAS NEVER ALL THAT GOOD!

 

OIC IT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE "WOOD".

 

NO...I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD...

 

NO IT IS CERTAINLY NOT GOOD TO DRINK.

 

I DON'T SEE WHY YOU THINK OF WOOD SO MUCH.

 

NO YOU CANNOT TOUCH ME THERE. THAT AREA IS PRIVATE MISTER.

 

IF YOU INSIST! WON'T YOUR SISTER MIND ME TOUCHING HER THERE?

 

YOU WANT TO PAY MY SISTER'S FARE? SHE'S BEEN WANTING TO MOVE HERE FROM RUSSIA FOR YEARS!

 

YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN! I'M NOT HOLDING KOSHKA'S EARS! CREEPY!

 

NO SHE DOESN'T LIVE IN A TEEPEE. THAT'S INDIANS NOT RUSSIANS.

 

YES, I MISSED THE DISCUSSION. WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

 

ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME FOR ROCKING OUT!

 

THAT MUST HAVE HURT! WERE YOU IN THE HOSPITAL LONG?

 

AH, YOU LIKE MY THONG? I BOUGHT IT IN NANTUCKET!