Ti den mas arese sto STAR WARS (PT &OT)

As to paroume xampari, to STAR WARS den einai to teleio dimiourgima pou nomizoume. Exei tis ateleies tou.

edo einai to meros pou tha tis sizitisoume apla kai politismena (sic!). tha mporesoume na poume afti i skini den m' aresei, ti theoro ipervoliki, xoris fovo na mas ti pesoun.

THERMI PARAKLISI: Den tha vrizoume ton £uca$, oute tha efxomaste to thanato tou! GIa afta iparxei to katalilo meros




ROTS will make only between $200 and $250 million because Darth Vader (the suit, not that punk Hayden) is hardly in the movie at all. Lucas?s advertising for ROTS (with Vader plastered all over) is nothing less than an outright lie.

 

Koitachte, emena den m' aresoun stin Palia Trilogia oi savourokaoutsoukenies muppets, kyriws i hazomara pou paristanei ton Jabba --Yoda tis palia trilogias exairesi, alla kata tin gnwmi mou thelei facelift--, ta savourosets pou kounietai to hartoni tous otan oi ithopoioi ta patane, oi saber-o-mahes sto Ep. IV kai VI pou einai poly stimenes --V proskynw--, ta lathi ta diafora kai stis dyo trilogies (i vrohi perna sto Dooku to spathi tou Obi, e?), kai diafora alla technika. Plot points tipota, mono isws o Jar Jar Binks, i klania tou Eopee ki oles aftes oi sachlamares kai tipote allo...

 

To mono pou den mou arese einai oti meta to epIV uparxoun proipothesis gia to poios borei na ginei Jedi, enw kati tetoio sto ANH den eixe ennoeithei.

sto epVI pige "my family is strong in the force" kai sto PT ksekinise to glenti me ta midichlorians. Kata ta alla o Jar-jar tha borouse na einai kaluteros. Auta.

 

Emena pote den mou aresan ta Ewoks. Apo paidi pou ta eixa dei pote den ta xwnepsa. To idio kai me ton Jabba kai olous tous periergous sto palati tou gi'auto kai to ROTJ einai n tainia pou mou aresei ligotero. Protimw ta pio diastimika skinika para na vlepw zougles kai alla tetoia.

Apo to TPM to mono pou me apogoiteuse itan oti den edeikse pio polu ton teleio Darth Maul (o opoios parepiptontos einai to brelok twn kleidiwn mou apo to '99). Katalaivenw oti oi Sith den eprepe na emfanistoun polu sto Episode I alla ligo perissotero Darth Maul na ga**ei kai na dernei den tha evlapte.

 

^ A, ksehasa na anaferw ta Casoline. Digital facelift theloun ki afta. Ola theloun vasika, kai stin kainourgia trilogia pragmata me tis technologies tou mellondos. Kai pio poly training gia ton Luke ston Dagobah.

 

Sifi ksexases ton Hayden re!
Loipon,gia mena:
Ep4:Antidraseis Luke otan pethainei o Ben kai ligo meta xoropidaei k leei Yoohoo otan dialaei 2 TIE Fighters.Oraia agapi tou eixes tou ObiWan re!
Ep5:Tipota!
Ep6:Ta Ewoks kai to olo skiniko me ton Endor,to simeio pou o Luke orma ston Vader k tou kovei to xeri.Fainetai pio stimeni k apo erasitexniki tainia i monomaxia se afto to simeio.Telos,tha allaza to Death Star 2,tosa mporei na vrei kaneis,pali DS?
Ep1:Anti gia JarJar tha evaza ton General Tarpal(ton Gungan me tin vraxni foni).Oi Gungans sa laos gamane.
Ep2erissoteri ora ston Dooku,o tipos einai oso polidiastatos einai k o Palpatine,giati toso ligo?Ligo kaliteres atakes sto romantzo k isos(isos leo) tin Padme na leei ston Anakin oti ton goustarei se allo simeio.Telos,alla oxi idiaitera,tha edeixna tin sfagi ton Tusken,etsi gia na goustaroume!
Ep3:Ta leme se 11 meres!

 

Sifi ksexases ton Hayden re!

Mmmmm... Gelasame pali... Telos pandwn, den eimai yper twn rizikwn allagwn. POTE den tha afairousa kati apo to Star Wars, na prostheta polla, alla na aferaisw tipota, den mou paei, ektos apo tis gaffes tou Jar-Jar bas kai ginei anthrwpos --well, Gungan --.

 

Greetings again fellow members of the council! It is a perilous task attempting to point out any flaws in the movies that changed our lives - I mean, Star Wars rocks MY world and I'm sure that the same goes for the rest of u guys (or gals).BUT, there is one comment that I would gladly make. Not on Jar-Jar's ambiguous speech or on the-not-so-great saber effects in the New Hope, not even on Hayden's Southern accent.
It's a comment on me actually, on myself. I just wish that everytime the Millennium Falcon (yeah, "that piece of junk!")made that awesome jump into hyperspace, I would be the one sitting next to Chewie instead of that scoundrel Solo!! I guess u all feel for me, so cheers to that! YEE-HAAAAAAAA!!
May The Force Be With Us All, later dudes

p.s.: only ten freakin days left...

 

Kaneis den leei oti oi mikroallages meionoun to SW se kamia periptosi.Alla,opos kathe tainia,den einai teleio,right(einai teleio para 1.E,afto to 1 leme emeis)?Opote...

 

^ Para ena sta 10. E, ara teleio!

 

Nope,teleio einai 10/10.Ektos k an esi to orizeis 9/10,ara to 10/10 gia sena tha einai i Genesi se 7 meres

 

^ Ba, ohi, se dyo bdomades tha einai i Apokalispi. Kai einai teleio 10/10 san geniki eikona. Apo pseiromikropragmata technikis apopsews ysterei.

 

Xmmm... giati den deixnei tin Padme gymni? I esto tin Leia... Xaxaxaxaa!!

Tespa, sovara tora...

Stin palia trilogia den mou arese i sabero-maxi sto 4. Tipota allo sovaro...

Stin kainouria trilogia tha ithela POLY parapano maxi me ton darth maul. To kalytero kommati einai sto telos pou palevei me ton obi-wan kai ton rixnei sto keno. Episis, tha borouse na itan poly kalyteri kai megalyteri i maxi me ton dooku sto 2. Elpizo toulaxiston na apozimiothoume sto 3.

Episis, genika tha ithela mikroteri prosilosi se plasmata typou gungans, ewoks klp kathos kai na leipoun oi amerikanies typou klanies klp.

Afta genika. Den mporo na skefto kanena sovaro lathos/paraleipsi kati pio ousiodes.

 

Panw-katw symphonoume vlepw...

 

Exo mia aporia kai thelo epigontos na mou thn eksighsete!O Anakin sto episodio I den htan tipota allo apo ena miksiariko kai se sxesh me thn Padme eixan terastia diafora hlikias!Sto episodio 2 pou deixnei ti egine 10 xronia meta apo to episodio 1 o Anakin ksafnika ypermegalonei kai fainetai sxedon synomilikos me thn Padme kai pantrevontai!Den yparxei kapios kakos sygxronismos?Akouo sxolio!
Mono afth h aporia mou emeine apo olo to epos!

 

An eixes diavasei tis nlikies tous sto Episode I den tha anarwtiosoun toso. O Anakin tote itan 9 xronon kai h Queen Amidala itan 14, ta koritsia anaptusontai pio grigora opote sto ergo deixnei pio gunaika(an den se ikanopoiei auto h Portman itan tote 17). Opote 10 xronia argotera sto Episode II o Anakin einai 19 kai h Padme 24. Etsi sto Star Wars timeline exoune 5 xronia diafora metaksu tous pou apla den fainontai giati kai oi 2 ithopoioi exoun tin idia ilikia, exoun genithei to 1981....opws kai egw!

 

^,A geia sou

 

Etsi eksigitai!Kseperastikan kai ta taboo pou theloun ton antra na prepei na einai megaluteros apo thn gunaika otan prokeirtai gia gamo!Tha mou peis brosta sto pathos pios dinei shmasia se hlikies kai tetoia!!
Alithina den eixa dei tis hlikies toys sto episodio 1!
Kalh provolh stis 19 maiou!

 

^ 20 Maiou, kai efharistoume.

Syneheia apo edw:

Loipon, egw kserw oti oi bashers einai ZWA, kai o,ti dikio ehoun to hanoun me tin symberifora tous. Episis, o Lucas echei kleisei schedon OLES tis trypes tou Star Wars me tropo pistefto, ki oses den ehei kleisei aftos, tis echei kleisei to E.U. (Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa se osous to snobaroun ws mi canon). Kai an ENAS Jedi einai pansofos, kai ENAS Sith einai pankakos, aftoi einai o Yoda kai o Sidious andistoicha. An kanei toumbes o kathe Padawan ki o moulos o Maul, ti tha prepei na kanei o APOLYTOS JEDI kai o APOLYTOS SITH, na petane?

 

^ Episis, ochi mono den prepei na vrizoume ton Lucas opws o vrwmo-basher, prepei na ton efcharistoume kiolas.

 

^ Swstoooooooos!! Emena oi bashers kai me ekneurizoun kai me diaskedazoun giati adi na katsoun na apolausoun tin nea Trilogia prospathoun na vroun oti lathos boroun gia na "dikaiwthoun" kai kala. Alla exei plaka na tous vlepeis mesa stin mizeria tous na min boroun na euxaristithoun to Star Wars kai emeis na to apolamvanoume!

 

^ Kai na gelame me tis ^^@^@K!E$ pou lene!

 

Diladi tipota den xwrouse beltiwsis sta Prequels...

Den mporw na pw oti den eyxaristiemai ta Prequels. Eida to Phantom Menace 2 fores synexomenes sto cinema, mexri na teleiwsoun kai oi titloi telous, enw gyrw mou oi ypalliloi katharizane tin aithousa...Bgika apo to Attack of the Clones me ena terastio xamogelo zagrafismeno sto proswpo mou & den mporousa na koimithw to brady apo ton enthousiasmo mou. Agapw to Star Wars, se opoiadipote morfi tou.

Alla ayto den simainei oti dexomai adiamartyrita oti plasaretai me to onoma tou. To gegonos oti oi tainies einai kales alla me liges mikroallages tha mporousan na ginoun TERASTIA EPH, den mou bgainei apo to myalo!

Gianakin, exeis dikio otan les oti to pws blepoume tis tainies einai thema tou kathenos. Kapoia pragmata omws kanoun "mpam!": Kalo kai wraio to EU, alla kai ti den tha edina na dw se TAINIA to training tou Anakin, na kanei pragmata pou na afinoun tous pantes afwnous i na dw simeia opou i filia tou me ton Obi-Wan tha fainotan pragmatika (as swzei sinexeia o enas ton allon, den me peirazei) kai oxi 20 deyterolepta sto asanser sto AOTC. Sigoura to ROTS, sto 1/3 tis tainias tha tous deixnei kai pali san filous, alla den mou ftanei, ti na kanoume. Giati na min einai mazi apo to TPM, san filoi? Den lew "bgalte eksw ton Qui-Gon Jinn", giati einai foberos xaraktiras, alla ton Anakin, kata tin gnwmi mou, ton anakalyptei o Obi-Wan. Einai polla, ama arxisw na grafw den tha teleiwnw...

 

^ Kris, symphwnw mazi sou. Den prepei na katalixoume se gushers, oi opoioi einai eksisou ZWA me tous bashers. Poly swsta. Apla diafwnoume se afta pou theloun diorthwsi, katalaves?

 

exeis dikio otan les oti to pws blepoume tis tainies einai thema tou kathenos. Kapoia pragmata omws kanoun "mpam!": Kalo kai wraio to EU, alla kai ti den tha edina na dw se TAINIA to training tou Anakin, na kanei pragmata pou na afinoun tous pantes afwnous i na dw simeia opou i filia tou me ton Obi-Wan tha fainotan pragmatika (as swzei sinexeia o enas ton allon, den me peirazei) kai oxi 20 deyterolepta sto asanser sto AOTC. Sigoura to ROTS, sto 1/3 tis tainias tha tous deixnei kai pali san filous, alla den mou ftanei, ti na kanoume. Giati na min einai mazi apo to TPM, san filoi? Den lew "bgalte eksw ton Qui-Gon Jinn", giati einai foberos xaraktiras, alla ton Anakin, kata tin gnwmi mou, ton anakalyptei o Obi-Wan. Einai polla, ama arxisw na grafw den tha teleiwnw...

Vasiki erotisi pou exo na sou kano:Theoreis tin palia trilogia os iperapistefta epi kai les oti kai i kainouria me tis diorthoseis tha ginei san tis palies?Dioti an to ennoeis,tote tha diafoniso kati parapano apo katheta mazi sou.Afto apanta mou k amesos tha arxiso na apantao k ego sta simeia ton tainion pou xreiazontai diorthosi.
(PS:Nai,k go exo "parapona" apo to SW,alla apo oles tis tainies,oxi mono tis kainouries.Fisika k epidexontai veltioseis,alla meta apo oles tis sizitiseis pou tha kanoume edo tis prosexeis meres na eisai sigouros oti sto telos tha kataliksoume sto oti eidame afto pou ithele na deiksei o GL k oti den mporoume na kanoume tpt allo gia afto,apo to na diafonoume kai gia afto ton logo ola ta SW einai idi apistefta epi.Dioti alles tainies den tis exei analisei pote kanena tetoio noumero anthropon toso poli.Oute sta Keimena sto sxoleio tetoia analisi ergou!)