Tickets for a date with Nounderwan available here

*pulls random girls out of applications line*

Hey, you don't have to do no stupid paperwork, I can fix you a date with the real Souderwan here.

*pulls out a wad of tickets*

5 bucks a piece, guaranteed. Now, what would you rather do: Fill out a paper form and possibly be rejected, or just cash out $5.00 to be with him? It's a no-brainer! Satisfaction guaranteed or we refund your money. Think of it.

 

Harps, I dunno what are you talking about
It's not like he's gonna have sex with all these girls in exchange of money
















...he's doin' it for free and I am keeping the bucks

 

Or guys.

Afterall, Montie has the application race won if you ask me...


-JR

 

Oh, but he doesn't need to worry about answering questions if he only buys a ticket from me.

So Jay, would you like to buy some tickets?

 

...$5?


$5???

FIVE DOLLARS???!!!!??


That's all I'm worth??


I am not pleased....

 

Pfft, like rich women wanna be with you.

 

It's funny, 'cause it's true.

 

Don't cry on your new jacket! It's gonna get snot all over.

 

Who's this Nounder person?

 

I never snot when I cry. It is a nice jacket, though....

 

OK, have a tissue anyways.