Memph, TN Time to play WHACK THE PENGUIN!!!!

Time for a little friendly competition!!!!

Play Whack the Penguin

Post the distance you whack the penguin here! The winner....well, the winner is the winner and that's that.

My best was 588.8 yards!

 

574.3 for me

Thanks alot, Tim! This is fun!

 

Now batting....#68 and 15/16ths.....Steverino Jamesinowskiletsky!!!!

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Steve: Great to see you back here on the boards.

I wish we could modify this game where it was a Tusken Raider whacking a Jawa! That would be great!

 

Finally got it up to 587.1. Tim's record may be hard to beat.

*edit*
I just got 593.2!! Woooo hoooo!! Okay...I can go to sleep now.

 

You've been playing it all this time, too, Steve?? It's addictive, isn't it? I've stopped several times to cut and sew something, then found myself playing it again.

I've hit 587.5, but I can't get over that. It must've been beginner's luck.

And just where is the "sweet spot" when it comes to batting a penguin?

And are Greenpeace, PETA, and the ASPCA going to come after us? Should we get out the snake-bite kit?

And how in the hell are ya, Steve? Whatcha been up to?

 

I haven't been up to much. Just work and life in general. I have a bad habit of letting life control me rather than me controlling life. But I'm working on it.

 

I know how you feel, Steve.

Great, our lives now sound like a "Depends" ad.

Here- Whack a penguin. It'll make you feel better.

 

Let me just say...this game sucks.

I can't hit the penguin!!!!

 

593.5 yards!!! A new personal best.

 

My benchmarks so far:

Low: 160 (excluding all the 0 scores, of course)
High: 533.

 

New high: 553.7

The trick is to hit the penguin so he stays low and bounces at the end.

 

OK, then give this one a try:

Funcopter

My best so far: 1476

 

Wow I've just discovered this. The penguin one was fun and I got a 587.6 score. I sucked at the helicopter one though, the farthest I've got is like 300.

 

I managed 572 on the penguin.

Try this one: FlySui

 

593.5 - Woohoo!!!

 

I've managed to get 593 too. I wonder if it's possible to actually get a higher score.

 

I've tried my best to get higher than that! It's almost like when you hit a pop-fly with the penguin- You can really never get higher than 493 there.

 

Now THIS is hilarious fun! Be glad to find the game about Spank the Monkey...

 

Kevin: No "Spank the Monkey" games that I can find, but I do have a "Wax the Dolphin" one.

 

There is a Spank the Monkey game, I've seen it.

One moment please...

 

Ask and you shall recieve!

http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/

 

The fastest I could "spank the monkey" was 211 mph. My reflexes haven't been that fast since I was 13!

And that was on my laptop!









I'll have to try again on my main PC when Emma is done playing the Clone Wars games at Cartoon Network.com.

 

Woooot!!!! I spanked the monkey at 301 mph!!!

 

I got 74 my first time out and I really suck... I am too slow But sometimes its better that way

 

I'm not even going to comment! I'd get myself banned. You know I have to set a good example around here.

In the meantime, I just spanked the monkey at 429 mph.