**STATIC** Is this---is this thing on? It is? Great! Hello! Or should I say goodbye? Haha! If you’re hearing this message it means several things: One: I am not on the ship with you. Two: You are on a ship. Cee: You’ve been selected. But selected for what exactly? That I cannot answer for you. I can however, give you a rundown of what has occurred before your arrival. Aaaaaabout thirty-five hundred years ago (that gap of time being relevant to when this recording was made) a group of brilliant minds on a planet called EARTH decided that it would be a good idea to create a device capable of traveling through time. Let’s just say they succeeded to save some lengthy explanation. Aaaaaanyway! Those brilliant minds didn’t anticipate that the very same technology was actually leaving traces of itself behind in the timestreams. These timestreams, like normal streams, all flood into one giant ocean of time and space. Think of it like a toilet bowl: when you flush, it all goes to one place. But there are more than just the timestreams from Earth. You see, other universes have this same technology and that same technology was used for the same reasons. Funny how things can parallel across dimensions huh? Long story short: you’re on what is called the TIMESHIP which serves as a central hub for anything and everything that is sucked from its original time. But how do I know that this is the case? Well, there we have another story. This isn’t the first Timeship. The ship that you are on is TIMESHIP 2.0, and let us just pretend that it was supposed to be the improvement on the first one, okay? The first one… you don’t need to know what happened to the first one. So… CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE BEEN RANDOMLY SELECTED TO SERVE AS CREW OF AN INTERCHRONO VESSEL! Aren’t you excited? I know I am! But you’re probably still asking so many questions aren’t you? I knew the Timeship would choose a curious bunch of candidates! If you’re wondering what you have to do exactly, well that answer is simple: NOTHING! The ship itself will record all of your interactions, all of your travels, and store them away until a proper receptacle can be found to deposit the information gathered. So until then, I suppose you could do whatever you like! I wouldn’t advise leaving though… depths of space and whatnot. But I should probably wonder what you are, shouldn’t I? I mean, you could be anything from an enlarged, irradiated chipmunk to a German soldier from World War 2! No worries! Even if you’re some marauding space beast from twelve galaxies away, it shouldn’t cause too many problems. None that I could foresee anyway. All I know is, you could be absolutely ANYTHING. Oh! I almost forgot! You’re probably wondering how you can understand me. Some of you don’t even speak (well you do now, but that is beside the point. Go on, try it out!) but those of you who do speak probably don’t know what ENGLISH is. That’s what you’re speaking because that is how we have designed the ship. We wouldn’t want there to be a lack of communication anywhere, would we? I’m being signaled by my assistants that I may have given out a little too much information… or too little. In any case, best of luck to you! Godspeed! Oh! And just remember to--- **STATIC** - - - - - Rules? Eh? You want rules? Fine!1.) A character sheet will be provided in the form of a sample character.2.) Think of anything you want to be from anywhere: history, math, film, cave etchings, something you doodled in the third grade and BAM you're it. No muss no fuss.3.) Have fun. If you break this rule, I will break things. Period. [/4srs]4.) There are established rules around this place, so don't break those. Other more important people will break things for you.5.) Don't worry about committing for a long-term. This is here for fun and whimsy. So be whimsical and come and go as you please.6.) Make sure you let the guy running this thing have a look at your sheet before you do any posting. Or else you will stub your pinkie toe every day for a year. Nobody wants that, now do they?