Sac, CA Tina's New Year Party Pics

Oh you;ll fit in just fine. We take all breeds of geekdom.

Death sticks...i didn't hear nothin about no deathsticks. *slides some under the table*

 

The whip girl...the whip...this weapon is your life.




Also watch out for our futile over lord.. He's around here somewhere?



We should be charging admission for this

 

*cracks whip* oh yah...still got it.

You should see me in "Joseph.." I get a whip in the show...and come to think of it..I wear leather too. Oooo! I'm bad!

And yes, we are now charging admission for this show

 

***ignites lightsaber***

Ok, I've defeated 3 Sith at once (well, ok, it was 2 Sith and my wayward apprentice, but who's counting. You'll have to wait to see the film), I can take on you two and bring Tionne back from the dark side.

***flourishes lightsaber and takes defensive stance***

Argh!!! The light's reflecting from those shiney hats! I can't see!!! Why couldn't wear the leather ones?!?!
(there goes the leather reference again)

 

*laughs evilly* you see Avalyn....shiny hats are the mark of a true Sith Witch.

 

Sorry, had to get something to eat and turn on ER. WOW!!! This chili is HOT!!!

Whips? Leather? Pretty women in the former using the prior? This is more than one Jedi can handle!!! LDV, where are you, I need your help!!!

 

Lord Vader can not help you now..he is most likely doubled over in laughter, having spilled his popcorn all over the floor..

 

That's right Hawkie...they are the Empire's true secret weapon..

That and that funny lookin ball thingy....

 

That funny lookin ball thingy is the Empire's great Disco Ball (to match the shiny hats) with which they will bring disco to the uncivilized worlds. Also rollerskating..this is the path to the darkside.

 

Yes, we gotta set up a roll skate trip. I would love that!


Hummm Chili and ER your not a coroner are you?


Yes, I'm sure LDV is probably crying with laughter.

 

Damn my gender/speices. I guess I'll have to do this on my own!

***flourishes lightsaber nervously***

I've got the Force as my ally.

*** flicks finger at shiney hats***

 

*rolls eyes, hats stay in place* don't you know anything, Jedi...Sith Witches use the Dark Side to keep all accessories in place...especially the shiny hats...that and Sith hairspray.

 

That's right it's secret ingredient is...Aqua-net. (Everyone screams.....ahhhhhhhh)



nooooooo

 

[voice=Scooby Doo]Rutro, Raggie[/voice]

***searches room for something to Force fling***

Uh, LDV, I REALLY need your help right about now!!! We can pick up the popcorn later, in fact I'll make you some fresh! HELP!!!
























HA! HA! HA! Dr Morris has 4 nipples!!!

 

*extends hands to either side* you run to Lord Vader from two Sith Witches? Tsk tsk...

but we are just two mere girls...you can surely take us

 

yeah but you have leather and whips with shiney hats held on by Sith Witch hairspray! And you have those two ball thingys. (wait a minute, I'm confused here. I thought... Oh never mind I'm NOT going there!!) but as a Jedi, I can't attack. But I must stand my ground, with or without Lord Vader's help. Even though your womanly Sith powers are making me weak!!!

 

Mwahahahahha!!! Yes! Fear us!

 

I don't fear you. There is no fear. Your powers are making me weak. But I shall stand my ground. I shall use the Force to defeat your evil powers!! But the leather!!!

 

Leather, Whips, and Shiney hats, oh my!

 

HA! I stood my ground and the Sith Witches are gone! The Jedi stands victorious! And I didn't even need my lightsaber.

***shuts lightsaber down and heads to bed***



Ok, shows over. Go on, go home now!

















Leather, Whips, and Shiney Hats, Oh My!!!

 

[sneaks up behind Tionne and avalyn] [uses the Force] [and unsnaps Tionne's and avalyn's bra straps drawing their attention away from Tev] [looks at Tev] She's all yours bro ... now strike and strike fast.

 

Oh, NOW he comes to my aid! (J/K LDV)

Who you trying to distract? Me or them? lol

.[runs between girls and scoops up bras with lightsaber]
Just what I thought, certosis weave in the material.
[then runs away with Vader]
Which one you want, dude? Tionne's or Av's?

 

*returns from cryosleep to find her evil plans sabotaged* GAH!! VADER!!!!

This isn't over, Jedi. Not by a long shot. You're just lucky I have to go to work.

 

all I know is I was full on distracted. LDV you genius!