JCC To Catch a Thief

As of today, I have had seven BBQ Hot Pockets stolen from me in the last three months. At work.

Here is what I know about the Thief; They leave the box in the freezer.


So, how can I capture/punish the thief? I cannot put cameras on the freezer. I cannot slip a laxative into the product.

Suggestions?

 

Jesus, didn't the meat in those things get recalled a few weeks ago.

 

Eat lunch at a hot dog stand.

 

*pouts* I thought this was going to be about that old Discovery channel show about two ex-thieves who break into peoples' houses to show them all their security flaws and then upgrade their security systems.

 

Why would you have Hot Pickets in the first place? Why would anyone want to take them?

 

...why can't you put laxative in the product?

 

Hot Pockets are already a laxative.

 

Then I guess you could put real meat in it. That would show them a lesson!

 

They did. Unfortunately Hot Pockets made even the real meat sick and that's why it was recalled.

 

This is my 2nd favourite JCC Hot Pocket thread.

Here's my first favourite: http://boards.theforce.net/threads/zow-ive-burned-myself-with-a-hot-pocket.7970610/

 

And in another 5+ years, you'll have another one.

 

Are you starting to plan it now?

 

This has all the makings of a new show for Chris Hansen.

 

Yeah, for my 20th anniversary thread. Hot pockets + vodka + schnapps & coke= adventure!

 

Vanilla coke?

 

everything about this thread is disgusting and i wish i had a hot pocket to eat right now

 

Poison the hot pockets. When someone in your place of work drops dead you shall have your culprit.

 

Brilliant!

 

It doubles as your revenge as well.

 

invisible ink that glows under the light on the packages only. The thief will undoubtly say its not them but the ink will show up on their hands. A small blacklight will do the trick. I use them for work all the time.

 

A black light. It's light, but also black. The wonders of modern technology...

 

its a light that picks up ultraviolet light.

 

Choose a day when all possible suspects are in the office. On this day, bring a 9mm pistol to work. Brandishing the handgun, enquire as to the identity of the thief. If information is not forthcoming, pick a random colleague and shoot him/her in the kneecaps. Enquire again as to the identity of the thief. Repeat until the thief's identity is revealed.