Toilet Paper: Or the Two Kinds of People

I've become convinced lately that there are really only two kinds of people in the world...those who hang toilet paper the right way on the toilet paper holder thing...and those who hang it the wrong way on the toilet paper holder thing.

So the question is simple...

Over or under?

I hang my paper so it is over the top of the roll facing out.

How do you hang your paper?

 

There are two kinds of people in the world: The kind who say stuff like, "There are two kinds of people in the world," and the kind who know that the first kind are full of BLEEP.

That said, over. I hate it when it's under and it just hangs down.

 

So you freely admit that you are in the first group by saying "there are two kinds of people..."

Kind of ironic, dontcha think?

 

Overhand is the proper way.

 

It's gotta be over, facing out. Otherwise it's too hard to grasp the TP properly.

 

'tis a joke.

 

I got the joke. And two angry faces in two posts???

You really need to lighten up my friend

 

some people are just angry

 

He is TheDarkSide! Of course he's angry!

 

And two angry faces in two posts???

That's the third out of three consecutive posts to me about my smilies. Doesn't if figure that, since I am the Dark Side, I'd be perpetually angry?

 

Over. Underhanders are barbarians. Barbarians, I say!

 

But doesn't anger lead to...let's see....

Fear leads to anger...
anger leads to...something...
something's connected to the shinbone...
the Shin bone's conncected to the footbone and let's call the whole thing off!

I think that's how it goes.

 

IAmTheDarkSide, I think you just need a hug.

Either that or some beer.

 

hmmm... someone should get this as a poll in census. very valid question, eh?

 

i go for the lazy third kind of people that don't even put it on the ring and let it rest standing up on top of the edge of the bath tub or on the counter

 

lol, goldbubbly. i do that...sometimes.

 

Those kinds of people (aka bottomfeeders) are really marginal anyways and don't really count.

Not that I'm judgemental or anything

 

there are not two, but Three types of epople in the world! Those can count, and those who can't!

¤Night

PS: under!

 

Ever notice that toilet paper is always on the left of the toilet?

 

and there is the question do you stand or sit, and do you fold or scrunch?
i stand and fold

 

Stand??? Doesn't stuff, like, go everywhere? ?

 

Who needs a holder?

 

::Runs into bathroom::

::Runs back::


Over. Phew!


Only Commie-Nazis go under.

 

Under. But then again...IAmTheDarkSide!

 

I really don't care, although over is better, it is also easier for it to go out of control if you pull two hard.

Now, the real toilet paper question that will reveal the true feelings of your inner SOUL!

Regular T.P or the "Quilted Kind"?