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NSWRPF Archive Toilets Are Unflushable: The Stupid RPG!

Discussion in 'Non-Star Wars Role Playing Archive' started by Reynar_Tedros, Jan 8, 2007.

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  1. Reynar_Tedros

    Reynar_Tedros Jedi Master star 6

    Jul 3, 2006

    Deep into the cosmos, quite literally millions of lightyears away from the planet called Earth, populated by a large race of sentient insectoids, orbits the planet known only as? Ignorus!

    On the planet of Ignorus, an evil, giant, mastermind mosquito known as Lackbrain is hard at work on his next nefarious plot to take over the world. But in order to take over his home planet, he must first overcome other planets for practice. To avoid making the King of Ignorus, Lord Vacuous, an enormous cockroach, superstitious, Lackbrain targets a planet far away from that of his own. A planet called? Earth!

    But how will he do this? Why that?s simple! Infect the planet with a plague of stupidity! That?s right folks, Lackbrain will single-handedly make Earth a large, round ball of ignorance. But first, he must test his prototype batch of a special project called ?Stupid Gas,? a powerful virus supposedly with the ability to cause the stupid gland inside the human brain to grow until it eliminates all other parts of the brain.

    So he sends out a space probe with this gas inside to Earth?

    *1,337 Years Later*

    The probe sent by Lackbrain has at last reached Earth, and sure enough, the Stupid Gas has infected an extremely small fraction of Earth. Will the virus spread throughout the rest of the planet, or will the infected ones find a way to neutralize it? Find out in Toilets Are Unflushable: The Stupid RPG!

    Dumb, right? Haha, yeah, I know, great isn?t it? As you may or may not have guessed, if you are to participate in this RPG, then you will be acting, well, stupid. How fun does that sound? Yes, I agree. But wait, there?s more! Act now and we?ll throw in a second copy of our product absolutely free. That?s a one cent value, absolutely free (Disclaimer: This is not an actual advertisement, but if you really wish to pay Reynar a cent, then you are more than welcome to do so). Stupid joke for a stupid game. This just keeps getting better and better. And just when you thought I was done, I hit you with this:


    [b]The Super-Duper Ultra Mega Elite Bombastic Fragarrific Ginormous Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Huge [color=blue]Stupid-O-Meter![/color][/b]

    That?s right, ladies and gentlebeings, this game is truly revolutionary. It is the first ever RPG to introduce the Stupid-O-Meter, a gauge that fills up as you commit downright dumb acts. Simple! Just do something, anything, stupid, and this baby will keep loading up. What happens as it loads up? You gain? powers!

    Powers, you ask? What powers do I speak of? Super strength? Negative. Flight? Not even close. Being able to pop your eyeballs out of their sockets, throw them at the enemy base, and they magically explode allowing your team to infiltrate the area and take over what is rightfully yours, and then afterwards they magically reappear in the spot where they exploded, grow legs, and run back to you, jump back into your eye sockets, and you?re magically able to see perfectly fine again? Abso-fragging-lutely!



    1. Obey the TOS (does not stand for Terms of Stupidity, contrary to popular belief).
    2. There is a 2,874,196 character limit per player. If you wish to exceed this limit, you must ask the GM for permission.
    3. If you ask a child what 4 plus 2 is and they say 42, they are [i]not[/i] wrong.
    4. Do not observe any in-game rules. Follow them.
    5. No giant mosquitoes or cockroaches were harmed during the creation of this RPG.
    6. PM your character sheet(s) to the GM for approval. If you post a CS without GM approval, you will be banned from the game for all eternity.
    7. Seven is a lucky number.

    [color=darkblue][b]Character Sheet![/b][/color]

    Short Biography:


    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

    Dec 21, 2005
    This game looks stupid.
  3. Penguinator

    Penguinator Jedi Grand Master star 6

    May 23, 2005
    Yes, Prenn, that's the joke. :p


    Name: Heinrich Thunderstromm
    Age: 42
    Gender: Male
    Appearance: Tall, muscular, and aging. Heinrich wears a bandanna of bright red, a plaid vest atop a Zeppelin shirt, ragged jeans, and cowboy boots. Long, flowing Viking hair and mutton chops, a handlebar mustache, and aviator sunglasses.
    Short Biography: Heinrich is the lead guitarist for Unterseeboot, a German rock band loved by all. He claims that his history is shrouded in nordic mystery, but he's really just a West Berlin headbanger.
  4. Darth_Meerkat

    Darth_Meerkat Jedi Knight star 3

    Oct 4, 2006
    Utterly stupid CS coming your way, Reynar.

    And the utterly stupid, (and approved) afore mentioned CS

    Name: Doctor Edvrich von Hasslstrommeister
    Age: 42.42
    Gender: Male
    Appearance: Edvrich is tall with long raven hair and piercing green eyes. He wears a yellow bandanna with purple 42s on his head, a very large and baggy lab coat over an olivedrab combat jacket over a red and blue striped shirt with a picture of Stephen Colbert in his "rock artist" suit on the front. (A regular suit and tie without sleeves) He also wears "card pants" (pants with various poker deck cards and suites on them.) He completes this ensemble with the tops and sides of fuzzy pink bunny slippers named Flopsy and Mopsy glued over his regular shoes, and a bright red wristwatch.
    Short Biography: Edvrich was born in Munich, Germany as the son of two famous scientists he can't remember the names of. He grew up working in a restaurant, and was doing very well until the virus struck him. He has been wandering around the world ever since, paying for his travels by selling his services as a cook.
  5. Reynar_Tedros

    Reynar_Tedros Jedi Master star 6

    Jul 3, 2006
    Peng, Meerkat, those are the stupidest character sheets I've ever seen in my life.

    And I've decided to change around Rule 6. If you post a CS without GM approval, instead of being banned from the game for all eternity, you will be banned for 5,616,578,946,541.024 years. After this time period has passed, you are welcome to enter the game.

    Carry on.
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