Tomb of Souls: A Jedi Apprentice Fanfic

Oh jeez, JOWK... here we go again.

 

Come on!!!!!!!!!
I've brought the rabid mob which MAY turn kind IF you go see my thread again AND Jaro posts more on HER (you happy now?) Jedi Journals Web-site.

[This message has been edited by Kenobi Maul (edited 02-13-2000).]

 

Considering that I AM The Butler, I suppose it is my duty to do some light cleaning (the maid hasn't arrived yet) and provide some refreshments. (Comes in dressed in neat uniform and carrying a tray of drinks and finger sandwiches.)

Shame on you, JOWK, for leaving us in suspense for so long. Your special seat at the head of the dinner table and your favorite armchair are gathering dust and dead mites. POST!

 

Jaro's female, luv: http://www-scf.usc.edu/~tboscia/jaro.jpgProof

And I have 4 papers and a midterm.. no website update quite yet.

[This message has been edited by Jaro (edited 02-12-2000).]

 

<JOWK'S door bursts inward from the weight of the fans shoveing on it>

POST SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay, I'm gonna count to five and when I'm finished there had better be some story... OR ELSE!!!

Okay, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5

<looks quickly around>

AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

<falls on the floor in a dead faint>

POST

 

Okay, I found the time to work on my fan-fic to get OB1 back so you can work with him, so don't give me any of that
I'm sorry, I won't have time to post anymore THIS millenium, but don't give up hope, with luck, in the next millenium, I'll write a piece.

 

Doesn't it scare you, How JOWK posts a few lines and they'r is thirty posts begging her to post?????

POST!

 

AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH
I got sucked in again!!!!

JOWK, if you don't post something soon.....

Okay, that's it, I'm staying right here untill there's some story.

~Padawan Kenobi~

 

I'm almost afraid to start reading this thread.....Oh who cares!? JOWK, post soon! I'll be reading!!

 

::Bangs her head against desk::

DOH! Not another fanfic for me to be pulled into and be hooked on. Oh well it's JOWK....it's going to be good.

 

Say Butler I'll have a rum and coke while I'm waiting. Let's start a party on this thread. We can write our own party and invite all the important guests. Say is that Obi-Wan and Master Qui-Gon at the door.
Why yes, welcome in Jedi's. Have a seat and the butler will get you a drink. Will Mace Windu be arriving soon?

 

Why, yes, Space Case, I'll have your drinks here in a second. The same goes for you, Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi. I do hope Master Windu can join us before long.

Unfortunately, Cook is not in yet. Perhaps I should quietly order food for everyone? Please tell me what you desire.

JOWK: Post!!

 

We're not fussy what ever little munchies you can find. I'm sure the Jedi must be hungry from their long journey. Welcome Master Windu. Come in have a seat while we wait for the show to begin.

 

Bant escorts in Master Yaddle, who also is awaiting the arrival of JOWK.

"A refreshment request, I have, for Master Yaddle."

 

Oooo! Oooo! Is there popcorn??!! Please!!!!!

 

Why yes I see the popcorn over there. There's kettle corn too. That's really good.
I'll bring it over here, the butler is busy.
Why thank you Obi-Wan for bringing it over here with the force.

 

Oooooh!! I'll have a cheese pizza and some bread sticks. Thank you ButlerA coke wouldn't be bad either.

Why hello padawan Kenobi! Imagine seeing you here!

And how are you master Qui-Gon? Doing fine I hope?
Good.

And master Yaddle! Is Yoda going to be here? He'll be here soon?
That's wonderful!

Why master Windu! I thought you were going to stay home tonight to try out that new insta-grow hair medication.
It didn't work? I'm sorry to hear that. How is master Ki-Adi Mundi?
He hit his head on a door frame!! Oh dear! Will he be alright?
Oh good!
He's coming here too you say? Well, this is sure turning into some party!!

POST JOWK!!!!!!!!

~Padawan Kenobi~

 

(Pushes in trolley with various kinds of drinks and snacks on it. Takes a look around, then discreetly eats some of the brownies and cupcakes.)

Oh, dear. (Takes a look at watch) Mistress JOWK hasn't come back yet. What can be keeping her for so long? I tried phoning her, but she keeps on turning off her cell phone. Oh, dear.

(Approaches gathered Jedi.) Umm...the Mistress isn't back yet. Perhaps you will like to spend the night in one of JOWK's spare bedrooms? Of course, space case, I'm sure there are enough rooms for everyone. (Shrinks from Master Windu's stern gaze.)
Oh, Light! I have no knowledge whatsoever of Jedi protocol. Should I put Master Jinn and Padawan Kenobi in rooms next to each other, or should I put all the Jedi Masters in clustered rooms, with Kenobi downstairs? Someone, help!!!

 

::staggers in and promptly announces her wish to stay the night as she is ill, before collapsing into a pathetic heap on the floor:: Oh the pain...

 

A G O N Y !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the h*** is she making us wait so long!!!!????????
I'd like to join you people, if I may.
Bring on the goodies!!!

 

Um, excuse me Butler. Jedi protocol is really rather lenient in this matter. I think it would be best if you put Master Qui-Gon and his padawan in adjoining rooms and put Master Windu in one across from them. I, personally, would like the turret room. You know, the one overlooking the Olympic-size pool?

Oooh!! Cream cheese pastries! My favorite. Could I have another coke?


Where are you, JOWK???

~Padawan Kenobi~

 

Oh, poor Speewwy!!! I happen to be pretty good with sicknesses. Lets get you over to that fire. Here's a nice soft blanket for you and some hot cocoa.
<mumbling>
Where's Healerleona when you need her?


POSTY POSTY POSTY POST!!!
Come on, JOWK!! Post already!

 

You know what all this coke and candy means don't you? SUGAR HIGH! *sigh* O Well. Hey space case, can I have a cookie with sprinkles?

JOWK? Come on, we want a post!


[This message has been edited by Mekial (edited 02-15-2000).]

 

Thank you, Kirla'an. I'm beginning to feel a little better. That is, I'm not passing out quite so often anymore.
By the way, I'm fully enjoying The Twin of Evil.

Quick JOWK! Post before I slip back into an unconsciousness from which I might never awake! It's fading....

 

Your very welcome, Jedi Speewwy. I'm happy to know you're feeling better. I'm glad you're enjoying ToE. It's nice to know that people are reading it. (posting on it would be a very nice thing to do.)

And, Mekial, there is a box of sprinkle cookies over by the fireplace.


Come on, JOWK! POST. Anytime now would be great.

~Padawan Kenobi~