Top 10 Newbee questions - little OT but funny

Hey all, it seems there has been a flood of newbee's around here lately, not that that is a bad thing or anything but I have gotten a kick out of some of there questions. And then there are always the classic Newbee questions.

number is of course...
1.) How do I make Lightsabers on my video?
2.) What is the best 3D Program?
3.) What is the easiest 3D Program?
4.) You mean to make lightsabers you have to edit EVERY frame!!!??? (i love that one)
5.) I just got After Effects, Premiere, 3DsMax, Lightwave, Sound Forge, Media Studio Pro, and Commotion today...how do I use them?


Ok so that wasn't 10, so you guys add some.

P.S. you can only post here if you have been a member for 3 months, no just kidding, all posts are welcome.

 

Here's one:

6.) I'm making a fan film. Can someone write a script, do special effects, and edit the movie for me?

 

7.) What tutorials ???

 

7.) Has anyone ever used Force Destroy? Where everything in the frame spontaniously combusts. (yes I actually heard that one once.)

 

9.) FAQ?
10.) Can I use footage from the original StarWars movies in my fanfilm.

 

11.) Can someone rotoscope the sabres for me... oh and don't suck!

 

I'll quote someone here, I got a kick out of this one: "After Effects -- What are they?" No offence to whoever said that

 

yeah that one was great man.

 

12.)Can someone do all the effects for my fanfilm? I'm almost done with the script and it'll be the best ever!

 

13). Can I be a SuperVillian!?!! oh wait....dam I said that. I was dumb back in those days.

14). How about Force Kill! (lol I htought that was hilarious)

15).Isn't making Star Wars Fan Films Illegal?!


Kyle

 

Where can I download 'Iron Fist of the Obsidian Sith'?

 

ok i guess ill post one that got me in trouble when i first got here

"what is the big deal with warez?"

 

i dont remember the exact words but somone said something like:

"what is a good, free, easy to use program that can edit movies for me????? last time i asked that i said no saber light or mainvision and some lamebrain said axogon. no lamebrains help me plz!"


i found that quite funny

 

morpheous531: hehe, that post that you made back there kinda devided the entire board in to two.

 

Someone do my opening Crawl!



¤Night

 

Wasn't this forum set up so I could ask my questions so I wouldn't HAVE to refer to the manual?


Why can't we talk about warez?

 

n00b:HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT MY FILM IS GONNA BE THE BEST EVAR!!@!@!!@@!!111

any one of us: Did you write the script yet?

n00b: No, but I'm thinking , jedi, sith, double sided saber, in a....wait wait...yeah..a forest! pretty "133t" huh?

 

I know I'm only 12 years old, but I've got YEARS of filmmaking experience, so why won't anybody take me seriously when I say my film is going to be better than the classic trilogy????? And oh yeah, why won't black-core lightsabers work?

 

1.)Every fanfilm out there right is all the same. They all suck. My film is going to be better then Broken Alliegance and Duality combined.

2.) DUDE!! There's this ULTRA COOL program I found called 'Alam DV'! I can't believe you guys are wasting your time with image editing software...

3.) "Can you lend me a copy of Max?" no. "well, can you tell me where you downloaded it?" I didn't. "No WAY? Dude, you must be really stupid, did you know that you can get programs on teh net for free? something called 'warres' or 'warez' or something like that." Thanks for briging that to my attention. lol.

4.) Whats so great about _________________?
I thought it sucked.

5. Anybody know where I can download 'dual of the fates?'

6. This place sucks. I'm goin' over to Adamfilms and ifilm.com

7. NEED HELP!! (we see this thread... how much?

 

Sage, I have to say that ones not funny. Im NOT 12, but I HATE age discrimination. We take Jedi Master Dude seriously, and hes 12 (proly 13 now). He also makes good movies and hes been making em for a long time. Sorry, didnt mean to freak on that one .

No prob with the black core thing tho!

~Neszis~

 

actually jedi master dude is 12 and has made many films. i think over 10(not sure)

 

"When is PTH comming out?"

=P

 

^^^ Nah, Shawn, you'd have to be here for a LONG TIME to even REMEMBER what that fossil of a movie is

Cya
Mike

 

It ain't about the age, Neszis, I just didn't finish the sentence. I don't hate on anybody for their age. If you've got good work then bring it. I'd like to see it. I saw your Jedi Academy film. I liked it. Peace. Sage.

 

If they ask you for warez just do what I do. Send them to a website that you know has a virus on it.