Top 10 Stormtrooper Practical Jokes

10. Replace Darth's lightsaber with a flashlight.
9. Switch Vader's oxygen supply with helium, first one to laugh, dies.
8. Blame the new admiral for making the mistake that cost you the battle.
7. Tell the tall guy "yeah, the blasted door's don't open all the way".
6. Rewire hangar speaker system so it plays LaCucaracha when the Emperor arrives.
5. Tell the new guy that Darth appreciates constructive criticism.
4. Convince rookie pilots that TIE Fighters have shields.
3. Switching uniforms and seeing if the commander can tell the difference.
2. Sneak up on daydreaming guards and breathe through a can.

and the number 1 Stormtrooper practical joke...

1. Stick "I got your Force right HERE" signs on Executor bridge crew's backs.

Top Signs That You Are A Star Wars Addict
You watch the entire trilogy at least once a month.

You don't need a TV and VCR to watch the movies.

You know at least 10 Star Wars website addresses by heart.

You know all the forms in which it's been released (theater, Pan &Scan video, Letterbox, Laserdisc, etc.) and know the differences between them.

You can recite all the dialogue from the entire trilogy.

You quote the trilogy at apropos moments.

You draw comparisons to Star Wars in casual conversation.

You shell out 10 bucks for a magazine that describes the planet Tatooine.

When your alarm clock goes off in the morning, your reply is, "Unexpected this is... and unfortunate!"

You know the names of all major cast members and what they're doing now.

You have a list of major bloopers and inside jokes in your head.

You would feed yourself to the rancor if it meant finding out the name of Anakin's wife.

You're always game to hear the latest rumor about the new films.

Even if you don't buy the spinoff material, you know it's out there, who wrote it, who published it, and you can probably give a synopsis of it.

You hunt through ROTJ frame-by-frame searching for the shoe.

You have gone over ANH and ESB frame-by-frame, just in case someone put a shoe in there, too.

You think John Williams is the greatest composer ever lived.

You wonder why the SW theme never makes it into any of those "Classical Collections".

You make lists like "101 Uses for An Ewok," OR "Signs You May Be a SW Addict!"

Your internet handle or signature refers to Star Wars.

Your friends regularly quiz you on SW factoids.

Whenever you buy a new appliance, you always make sure and get that one that speaks Bocce.

You know more about the major characters' personalities than Lucasfilm does.

When something is just out of your reach, you close your eyes and try to "force" it into your hand.

When your professor hands you back a paper and says, "Commas are your weakness," you retort, "And your faith in your friends is yours!!"

You know all the words to that Ewok song.

Everytime someone tells you one of their deepest secrets you gloat and say, "You're far too trusting."

You insist on telling people the odds about everything!

People tell you to stop saying, "I have a bad feeling about this" so often.

You can't pick up a flashlight without waving it around and humming.

You think the babblings of Yoda are relevant and useful to everyday life.

When you experience insomnia, you begin counting nerf.

You know what a nerf is.

When you put Star Wars in the VCR and push "play," it's like you're being transported to another world.

Someone mentions being abducted by little green men and you respond by pointing out that Yoda would never do such a thing!

You find yourself discussing characters from the books and movies as if they were actually old friends of yours.

You don't need subtitles when an alien speaks in one of the movies.

You have a pet named after one of the characters.

You have a child named after one of the characters or stars.

You truly believe you are strong in the Force.

Yoda and Ben appears to you in your dreams and you take their advice on a regular basis.

A SW wav file plays on your computer whenever you

 

As a leading member of the SUUK (Stormtroopers Union United Kingdom) I DEMAND this post locked and deleted!!!



SIDE NOTE: Though point 5 is HOOT !!! The reactions are classic!! Though unfortunately our ranks are deteriorating rapidly due to this prank!

 

Well i am disgusted, and shocked, and disgusted some more. Someone please lock this thread, it's offensive to my poor little eyes!!!

*Cough*And stone the Northern!*Cough*

 

LOL... I love 2. Sneak up on daydreaming guards and breathe through a can

How do you keep a Stormtrooper amused?

Write out his orders on a piece of paper and drop them on the floor in front of him and watch him try to pick them up

Edit - Oh dear god who brought you out of retirement!

 

Well your holyness, it was young master TK who called me out of retirement.....something about a stiff at the bottom of his garden.

 

PMP!!!

Yeah he was moaning about something stiff that needed oiling earlier

 

Though I think I jus cranked it too hard!!!

 

I LOVE point 6!

Those are REALLY REALLY good!

LOL!!

 

Mwahahaaaa, great! But what is scary is that most of the 'SW addict' things apply to me...ooer..

 

ha-HA!

Livi's a loser!
Livi's a loser!
Livi's a loser!

 

The really sad part is that I SOOOOO resemble this thread ...