These are old but still gave me a chuckle[hr] 10. "Well, it depends on your definition of 'father', Luke." 9. "She's my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet of Arkansas, that ain't an obstacle!" 8. "I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the military... Okay, now I don't." 7. "Oh-h-h, you're looking for a little *WOOKIE*... Well, that's different." 6. "Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father, too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And Leia's. And Lando's, Boba Fett's, Jabba the Hutt's, Chewie's..." 5. "Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo, count me in!" 4. "I did not have sexual relations with that wookie, Ms. Chewinsky." 3. "It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away -- and I'm still a lyin' weasel." 2. "These are not the droids you're looking for, Ma'am. Say, it's getting hot in here -- you might want to take off your top." 1. "Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?"