Top 10 things Clinton might've said in Star Wars

These are old but still gave me a chuckle

---

10. "Well, it depends on your definition of 'father', Luke."

9. "She's my sister?!? Well, back on my home planet of Arkansas, that ain't an obstacle!"

8. "I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the military... Okay, now I don't."

7. "Oh-h-h, you're looking for a little *WOOKIE*... Well, that's different."

6. "Luke, I am your father. Obi-Wan, I'm your father, too. And that Queen chick? I'm her daddy for sure. And Leia's. And Lando's, Boba Fett's, Jabba the Hutt's, Chewie's..."

5. "Wretched hive of scum and villainy? Woo-hoo, count me in!"

4. "I did not have sexual relations with that wookie, Ms. Chewinsky."

3. "It's a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away -- and I'm still a lyin' weasel."

2. "These are not the droids you're looking for, Ma'am. Say, it's getting hot in here -- you might want to take off your top."

1. "Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?"

 

LMAO

Never heard those before