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Sth Bend, IN Top 10 Ways to Kill a Wookiee!

Discussion in 'MidWest Regional Discussion' started by Xmaveric, May 11, 2001.

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Top 10 Ways to Kill a Wookiee!

Poll closed Mar 24, 2012.

  1. Have a big strong droid rip its arms off for irony.

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Throw it out the window of a book depository.

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  3. Spread a rumor that it used it's claws in battle, making other wookiees kill it.

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  4. Laser blast to the back of the throat - Curb that appetite.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. Rip out it's teeth one-by-one until it bleeds to death.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Super dog whistle!

    2 vote(s)
    25.0%

  7. Fully scalp it and drop it in salt water.

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  8. Poisoned red meat dangling from a tree.

    1 vote(s)
    12.5%

  9. Split vertically with a lightsaber.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Ejected from a cargo hold into space.

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
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  1. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Xmaveric, May 11, 2001
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  2. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, actually, the other wookies probably would not kill him before he took his own life. He will be so ashamed of his actions that he would probably climb to the top of the highst tree he could find (you know, using the claws for what they were made for) and jump head first.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, May 11, 2001
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  3. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Hmmm...no reply yet from Knnos, maybe he took the plung.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, May 11, 2001
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  4. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes...I was wondering that myself. Maybe he finally caught on that I only do this for my own entertainment in seeing him blow up at the slightest little mention of "claws in battle..." Nah...he probably took the plunge
     
    Xmaveric, May 11, 2001
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  5. KnnOs

    KnnOs Jedi Master star 2

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    actually I was moving back to Indianapolis.
     
    KnnOs, May 12, 2001
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  6. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Really? Are you back home already? Boy you sure rushed outta here fast!

    :D
     
    Xmaveric, May 12, 2001
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  7. KnnOs

    KnnOs Jedi Master star 2

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    yes I am back home and set up with my cable modem.
     
    KnnOs, May 12, 2001
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  8. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    You. Suck.
     
    Xmaveric, May 12, 2001
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  9. KnnOs

    KnnOs Jedi Master star 2

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    I'm sorry Mav, I don't like that kind of thing. (you see, technically, that was a command)
     
    KnnOs, May 12, 2001
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  10. Shara

    Shara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ummm you forgot dropping a moon on the wookiee.
     
    Shara, May 12, 2001
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  11. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Yes! How could I forget that one? And also painting the wookie white and dropping him all the way to the bottom of the Kashyyk forsest.

    :D
     
    Xmaveric, May 13, 2001
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  12. jedigal

    jedigal Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I did vote, but my choice would have been the painting white and dropping into the forest. When I read that comic, my mouth just dropped. What a fate!
     
    jedigal, May 14, 2001
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  13. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Wow, I can't believe the Super Dog Whistle is in the lead! I just pulled all of these out of my head, but I thought that the more gorey ones would win :)
     
    Xmaveric, May 14, 2001
    #13
  14. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    How about dipping him into a vat of fleas?
     
    BaseDeltaZero, May 14, 2001
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  15. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Ooh, yeah, or maybe the scarab beetles from The Mummy :D
     
    Xmaveric, May 14, 2001
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  16. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    How about giving him a head to paw body waxing..a bald wookie, now that would be something to write home to Mom about.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, May 14, 2001
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  17. JediJeff13

    JediJeff13 Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    When does the "50 ways to leave your Wookie" poll start?
     
    JediJeff13, May 14, 2001
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  18. KnnOs

    KnnOs Jedi Master star 2

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    You people are cruel, you know that, don't you? Would you like it if I made a "best way to kill humans" poll? No, I don't think so
     
    KnnOs, May 14, 2001
    #18
  19. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, if you want to, go ahead.
     
    BaseDeltaZero, Oct 31, 2001
    #19
  20. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Knnos....this is going to hurt man, but listen....


    YOU ARE NOT A WOOKIEE!
     
    Xmaveric, Oct 31, 2001
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  21. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Jedi Master star 4

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    I was going to wait to tell him in person just to see his face and he might have broke down in tears. Thanks for ruining it. :)
     
    BaseDeltaZero, Oct 31, 2001
    #21
  22. Xmaveric

    Xmaveric Jedi Master star 5

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    Let the healing begin.

    :D
     
    Xmaveric, Oct 31, 2001
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