JCC Top 100 Atheists in the WORLD (2014 edition)

To build suspense I'm going to only release 1 name per day. I'm only using objective measures to decide this, so if you only have opinions and no stats to back it up GT*O. Also, plz don't turn this into another dumb christian thread. we're celebrating atheists here, people.

100.) Barack Obama ​

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Many people know this man for his achievements in the area of world peace and politics. He's the first black President of America, and depending on who you talk to, a pretty decent guy to grab a beer with. He's also clearly a muslim pagan atheist (see picture).​

 

I hope I make the list.

 

Thanks, PRENN

 

I thought this was top 100 satanists...

 

No list of this nature can be complete without the inclusion of this couple:



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Their exclusion would render said list fraudulent.

 

I kept reading the real thread as this title, so now I'm all set to become very, very confused.

 

Just make a couple of drinks, and you'll be fine.

 

WHERE IS ADOLF HITLARR

 

If Ender Sai doesn't make this list it's America's fault.

 

guys, i really need you to be patient and calm your horses. this type of thread is a "slow burn". Slow burn threads are popular in cultured places like Europe so it's understandable if you lot don't understand what it is, but please bear with me. For this to work, we are going to be posting one name per day, and discussing that name. The longer we have to wait to figure out who's on the list, the better it's going to be. Just trust me. This is a completely subjective list based on objective facts like my opinion about the people and other things. If you'd like to chime in that'd be awesome but please stop with the crticizing.

But here's a little teaser to whet your appetite:

Top 100 Atheists in the WORLD (2014 edition): ​

86.) Amber Heard​

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I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL THE COUNTRY FLAG, PICTURE, OR UNIQUE DESCRIPTION, YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT 13 MORE DAYS FOR THAT. don't even ask.​

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can we get back to talking about neo-islamic pagan atheist and nobel peace prize winner Barack H. Obama plz.​

 

Timmoishere better be in the top ten.

 

The married couple of timmoishere and Ender Sai are clearly the #1 American atheists.

 

This sentence is just beautiful.

 

That's what I'm talking about! Those kind of opinions are definitely welcome in this thread.

 

Hi Austin. Am I on your list?

 

Aren't you a filthy agnostic? GTFO.

 

no u

 

yeah i'm sorry harpuah. i must remind you that i'm highly qualified to make this list, and as such i've had to make some tough judgement calls. i have a fairly liberal view of the word "atheist" (SPOILER ALERT POPE FRANCIS IS IN THE TOP 74) but you're not going to make the cut.

 

I was going to nominate Ramza to the list, but then I remembered he worships the one true god of Math.

 

Iä! Iä! Gödel fhtagn!

 

fu Prenn... you cut me deep.

 

Incidentally, how come Baruck has got the sun in his hands?

 

The dark powers of muslim pagan atheism. As a 34th degree MPA it is but a cheap conjuration trick for him.

 

He's like a wizard or something.