Calgary Top 176 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants"

Found this link the other day. Good for a few laughs! My favorite is number 40 "It is pointless to resist the power of the dark pants..."

http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=1906

Markus

 

That was halarious! I still can't decide which ones I like best.

 

Glad you liked it Nicole! Feel free to post some of your own as well...

 

Prequel pants lines:

At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last, we will have pants.

Better dead here, dan dead in da pants!

What you've got here are Kamino Saber Pants.

If something does not appear in the Jedi Pants, it does not exist!

Your pants. Drop them. We don't want to make a mess of things.

You're with him! YOu brought him here to pants me!

PPPAAANNNNTTTTSSSSS!!!!!!

 

Bring my pants. (OR) Alert my pants to prepare for my arrival.
These two pants should serve you well.
Alderaan in a peaceful planet. We have no pants.
Are you looking for pants?
This will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of pants, and it will soon see the end of the Rebellion.
Join me, and take your father's pants.....

 

Pure comedy

 

"Your Highness. There's nothing more we can do. The pants must be closed."
"Chewie! Take care of your pants, okay?"
"Commander Skywalker hasn't reported in the Pants Entrance."
"Are the pants ready?"
"There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who pantsed me."
"That's it. The pants are there."
"General Veers! Prepare your pants."
"Okay, everybody to your pants, let's go!"
"Wedge, I've lost my pants."
"Yes Lord Vader. The pants will be down in a moment."
"You have pantsed me for the last time, Admiral."
"Two pants against a Star Destoyer?"

God - all within the first half hour or so of ESB!

 

"It didn't go in....just deflected on the pants."

 

It's gold Jerry, gold!