The Crazy Old Wizards birthday is next week. He claims to not like to remember these things but I think he secretly enjoys any fuss made. I was thinking that tomorrow I would bake a cake and then deliever it to someone else to take over to the Vice "I was press ganged" Chancellor's house so he would be unaware of anything happening. Since he does not yet have a computer I am safe in posting this as long as NO ONE says anything to him. I hope that everyone will be there and let me know if you have any other ideas. Now if only I could find a stripper.