TOP TEN LIES TOLD IN THE OT 10) Uh...had a slight weapons malfunction. But, uh, everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here, now, thank you. 9) Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to get me excited. 8) Lord Vader, what about Leia and the Wookiee? They must never again leave this city. 7) It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. 6) I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan. 5) These aren?t the droids you?re looking for. 4) But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him? He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father. 3) We intercepted no transmissions. This is a consular ship. We're on a diplomatic miss? *ack* 2) Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. . . . and the Number One lie told in the OT: 1) A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father.