10. Women love the men in colours. 9. Rumoured naked farrie pics. 8. Heard comet was joining and wanted to kick his ass. 7.(female) All those horny men = instant celebrity status. 7.(male) Women can't escape. 6. Wanted to witness Rhett, Jim homosexual union. 5. Nothing good on JC. 4. Dashy lied and said it was a cult. 3. Hiding from the law. 2. Wanted to get to know a lot of nice people and stab them in the back. And the number 1 reason... 1. Can't let that Emmanuel Goldstein bastard win.