Top ten reasons to join BB

10. Women love the men in colours.
9. Rumoured naked farrie pics.
8. Heard comet was joining and wanted to kick his ass.
7.(female) All those horny men = instant celebrity status.
7.(male) Women can't escape.
6. Wanted to witness Rhett, Jim homosexual union.
5. Nothing good on JC.
4. Dashy lied and said it was a cult.
3. Hiding from the law.
2. Wanted to get to know a lot of nice people and stab them in the back.

And the number 1 reason...

1. Can't let that Emmanuel Goldstein bastard win.

 

10. Someone confused the hell out of me and told me it was a message board devoted to Orwellian literature. Being that I enjoyed 1984 I signed up.
9. Being locked in a forum where other users actually pay attention to you.
8. If you don't know what this forum is for then you might sign up.
7. For all of us craving attention, color, access to private forums and the will to dominate all other life forms.
6. You were not thinking when you pmed RMC and said "sure I will sign up". Really you were not thinking at all.
5. You wanted to spend more quality time with comet1440
4. You want to have fun and get to know other JCers better. Who really cares about that reason? I don't know about that one. Sounds sort of phony.
3. You want to win the thing. This gets me excited, not because I have any intention of winning this thing. No because it means this thing has an end. If it has an end....that sort of thing excites me. I am not a prisoner to this terrible forum for all eternity. No matter how little it is there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Even if that light ends up being a train it is still a light and even if I do get hit by it, it is still an end to this dreadful game.
2. Are there really ten reasons to go into this? I'm having a hard time coming up with them. Give me a minute I may be able to list the top 100 reasons on why not to join the BB game.


Anyway I might sound negative but it was all in fun.
I love this game so far.
I was afraid at first that I was going to be locked in a forum with a bunch of crazies. I learned instead that I am the insane one and my insanity prevents me from judging who else is even in this forum. It really is not all that bad.

-Seldon

 

You didn't bring the funny.

 

My sincere apology, I am not a master of teh funny.

-Seldon

 

I disagree, you obviously have some skill at the funny since you support Kerry.

 

The entire election is a joke.
To be a supporter of either side is laughable material.

-Seldon