Top ten reasons Yoda would kick spidermans....

I've got spidy freek at work who is trying (unsucesfully) to argue spiderman could take Yoda in a fight. I'm trying to compile a top ten reasons list of why Yoda would kick spidies butt. Any help you have would be appreciated.

 

The Force? Come on! Spidey may have some spider sense, but nothing nearly as good as the force. Something that is physical and mental. I dought spider could push a moth ball with his spider sense. Don't get me wrong, i grew up loving Spidey, but Yoda like 800 years old, and Still is full of Whoop-@$$.

Age and the the Skill of Force are ust too much for spidey to handle.

 

I agree. Spider man is my hero all the way. I love him. I want to be like him, but if it were him in a fight with yoda, it would be like Jacki Chan against Jet Li. Jet is just so much better. Yoda is the bomb diggidy and I loved his fight scene. Maybe your friend should watch the movie.

 

Why would Yoda fight Spiderman in the first place? There's no plausible explanation unless both of them joined WWF and their agents decided to make bank on a publicity match up.

I know, I know, it's a "what if" question. Yoda would win, and not because I don't think Spiderman is capable and able but for a few obvious reasons that spike off the top of my head:
1) Experience- Spiderman hasn't been at his game long enough to have enough experience to out-whoop Yoda.
2) Because Yoda is telekinetic.
3) Because Yoda doesn't experience anger-only justice and the desire for good. Spiderman hasn't hurled that Buddhist leap yet. You're a lot more capable in a fight when there's no doubt you'll keep a cool head.
4) Because Yoda has a lightsaber and Spiderman doesn't. Pretty much only thing that stands up against a lightsaber in battle is another lightsaber.

My head is fried...that's all I can use