MN Top Ten signs you live in Minnesota and consider yourself an SW fan

#10: You consistently wonder why GL didn't pick Minnesota for the Hoth scenes-after all, it's cold enough here.

#9: You own a copy of each script with such Minnesotanisms like "oh, you betcha" worked into each one.

#8: You're convinced that your Chevy pickup has more horsepower than the Executor.

#7: You re-create the Battle of Hoth each winter in your own backyard.

#6: While working as an extra in the Battle of Hoth shoot in Norway, you were the only one who didn't think it was cold.

#5: You're convinced Jesse Ventura could beat the crap out of Darth Vader.

#4: You call that humongous boat your neighbor has 'the Death Star'.

#3: You wonder if they served hotdish & ljutefisk when Vader caught Han & Leia on Bespin.

#2: You don't think the Skywalker family tree is very complicated compared to yours.

#1: You watch the end battle of Return of The Jedi like a sporting event: twelve-pack of beers, brats, etc..

 

ROTFLMAO!

Yes, Minnesota is our own little Hoth, eh?

Speaking of which... did it snow much today?... I really don't feel like digging my car out to go home... *sigh*

~*~Bria

 

It didn't snow at all for me, actually. Hasn't for most of a week.

 

I'm ROTFLMAO too!

And don't worry Bria, only a light dusting! Whew!

 

Good. So it's safe to leave school now, hmm? I should actually do that... I've been talking about it for the last hour...

~*~Bria

 

Thanks, all. It's been awhile since I did a Top Ten..

 

ROTFLMAO!
^0^
That's funny!

 

Thanks, Phoenix.

 

I am deeply offended by that list

 

*lol* This is very funny y'all. I might have to 'borrow' this idea for the Indianapolis forum...

 

Thanks RNE and Jedimamma.

You're welcome to borrow the idea, Jedimamma.

 

Here's another:

#11: You wonder if country music is popular on Coruscant.

 

You brush the snow off the back window of your car to proudly display your sign that states: "My other car is the Millenium Falcon"

 

Geez Xand, I can't imagine whose car you're refering to.

~*~Bria

 

Why Jo's car, of course!

-XandMan

 

I was not speaking of her and you know it. Does she still have hers up? I don't recall seeing it the last time I was in her car, but it's been a while.... ?

Anyway...

12. While going 70mph down 494 you practice what you will say should a cop pull you over. "You don't need to see my identification. You can move along."

~*~Bria

 

I know it's your car I was talking about! I was just pulling your leg.

Jedi Mind trick on a Cop! I love it!

Wouldn't it be cool if that worked?

 

I know.

Yes, that would be great.

~*~Bria

 

But he'd probably make you take a breathalizer instead.

"Why are you waving your hand around like that, like you're a Jedi or something..."

 

"Mind Tricks don'ta work on cops...only money."

 

Donuts, actually.

 

The ones with sprinkles. . .

JediLars

 

Nah, the ones with custard in 'em.

 

"Nobody touches my brain...until I get sprinkles." -Homer Simpson, Pentium III commercial.

Sprinkles rule.

 

I have to agree with DarthBoba on this one. Bismarks (custard) are the best.

~*~Bria